I will

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Holy shit i have a nice toilet

Nein, its too small of a toilet seat. Your wang just relax's on the top, and you have to shove it down when you squeeze out a shit, and some tinkle comes out.

no

Hmm, you must have a very small wang then

But at least its not the squishy foam plastic coated seat covers...those suck beyond all life. They make your ass all extra sweaty and you stick to it when you give birth to a small negro child aka the duece aka growler aka shit.

6/10

True, i hate those padded seats. My Grandma has those

also when u have people who piss on the seat and leave it so it the faom absorbs it, so next time u take a shit, you have piss all over ur ass.

wood seats also suck...gotta go with the cold porcelian or plastic...nothing like waking up at 6 am and sitting down to grow a tail and you get the shock of cold toilet seat...its like a pot of coffee.......

FOR YOUR ASS

I never sit on the toilet seat, I always squat on the rim with my feet. Sort of like a bird. oOo:

We used to stretch plastic wrap over the bowl in the bathroom at parties and every drunk person that came in would splatter themselves. Girls got really pissed..no pun intended nag:

Shame about Mr.Buttocks' America & Canadia love thread being locked in such
a fuckheaded manner, still....this here's a fucken little beauty of a thread....so, yeah.... eek:

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hehe I pwn your weak blades of metal hellfire:

rolleyes:

stfu