What's worst than a pile of dead babies? A live one on the bottom eating its' way up.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Dead baby jokes are so lame. sleeping:

Arabs in Star Trek
The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." President Bush says, "Well, your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Saudi whispers "My young son watches (and loves) this show Star Trek and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

President Bush sorta chuckled and leaning toward the Saudi, whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."

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Wasn't my joke.

Why don't jewish people eat pussy?

Its too close to the gas chamber eek:

hahahahahah jesus

happy:

MOm and dad are straight fuckin hardcore style in the living room one night when their little daughter comes in

"what are you two doing" she asks
thinking quick the dad says "Mommy and I are baking cakes"
the child shrugs and heads off to bed

a week later the daughter says to the dad..."daddy I know you and Mommy were baking cakes again in the living room"

puzzled the dad says "how do you know?"

"Because I licked the frosting off the couch after you left"



a daughter and father are driving down the road one day behind a severly pissed off wife who just chopped off her husbands penis.

the wife throws the penis out the window and it smacks right into the windshield of the fathers car.

horrified the dad quickly flicks on the windshield wipers and flicks the severed cock off.

what was that asks the daughter

thinking quickly the dad replies "oh thats just an african fly that hit the windshield hunny"

the daughter replies "O well did you see the DICK on that fly?"

a boss has to pick between laying off one of two employess, either Karen or Jack..
so not knowing what to do he decides to ask them, he sees Karen first and says : i either have to lay you or Jack off...

This thread answers the question " why dont we have an official joke thread."

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knock knock

who's there?

penis