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pest 07-29-2004 07:03 PM

No matter how hard the first two years are, they are the easy ones.

It is possible to party your way thru school, but you gotta know when to study, there will be another party tomorrow nite.

Jotun 07-29-2004 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KTOG
-Having sex in the bottom bunk of a kids bed while my friend was in the top bunk.

So how did you reach him if he was on the top bunk?

HeadUp 07-29-2004 10:43 PM

im going into soph year



college is your dream.....nah its beyond that, its a big taste of freedom, and if you have the motivation to balance work with drugs/sex/alcohol/interweb, youll be fine

i thought i was gonna fuck up this past year but i did better at pitt than i did back in hs and got a 3.3 or so

jujumantb 07-29-2004 10:47 PM

damn you guys are scaring me... I have to maintain atleast a 3.8... shit and at the #1 drinking school in the nation, #2 partying...

Fireal 07-29-2004 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jujumantb
damn you guys are scaring me... I have to maintain atleast a 3.8... shit and at the #1 drinking school in the nation, #2 partying...

#1 drinking school = Arizonia state? Right?

jujumantb 07-29-2004 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fireal
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Originally Posted by jujumantb
damn you guys are scaring me... I have to maintain atleast a 3.8... shit and at the #1 drinking school in the nation, #2 partying...

#1 drinking school = Arizonia state? Right?

Nope U of Wisconsin Madison. I guess it may vary depending on where you get the info, most rankings have us #1 though rock:
We are talking all the big beer companies coming out and sponsoring HUGE keggers. We are talking dozens of kegs. Then halloween up here is the third biggest party in the nation behind new years at times square and mardi gras. beer:

Madmartagen 07-29-2004 10:54 PM

Aw man, college is the shit.

I drove my friends home from a party because i dont drink. They were too drunk to notice that I dropped them off at one of their ex girlfriends house and they ended up spending the night on the front lawn, one of them under the car.

My first day in college I fell down the stairs and my backpack tore, spilling my books and paper everywhere.

Two of my friends drove a beat up VW bug and spewed gas and fumes all over college circle drive. The smoke was everywhere and the car broke down in the parking lot. They took the license plate and tags and split.

I fell asleep during my final exam and barely finished it in time. 88% rock:

I saw some crazy guy push a cart full of brand new textbooks into the college duck pond.

During PE someone ran the track in a large diaper and threw candy bars at people stretching.

list goes on and on....

Sirus 07-29-2004 10:57 PM

college is easy as hell, well when ur starting off in a community to save money, its like 13th grade

Pyro 07-29-2004 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sirus
college is easy as hell, well when ur starting off in a community to save money, its like 13th grade

OMGZ)RS SIRUS HOW amny DRUGs you did?!Q?!

Pyro 07-29-2004 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sirus
college is easy as hell, well when ur starting off in a community to save money, its like 13th grade

OMGZ)RS SIRUS HOW amny DRUGs you did?!Q?!

jujumantb 07-29-2004 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fireal
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
damn you guys are scaring me... I have to maintain atleast a 3.8... shit and at the #1 drinking school in the nation, #2 partying...

#1 drinking school = Arizonia state? Right?

Nope U of Wisconsin Madison. I guess it may vary depending on where you get the info, most rankings have us #1 though rock:
We are talking all the big beer companies coming out and sponsoring HUGE keggers. We are talking dozens of kegs. Then halloween up here is the third biggest party in the nation behind new years at times square and mardi gras. beer:

addition:
http://www.princetonreview.com/college/ ... TopicID=32

Kraut Killer 07-29-2004 11:24 PM

I don't know... I dropped out of college after my first year.

jujumantb 07-29-2004 11:26 PM

[quote="Kraut Killer":9d099]I don't know... I dropped out of college after my first year.[/quote:9d099]
Now wirte a rap album about it and get rich!

"When a woman walks with me and says "Hey! you know whats sexy?" I say "No, I dont know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse, very fast"

HeadUp 07-30-2004 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirus
college is easy as hell, well when ur starting off in a community to save money, its like 13th grade

OMGZ)RS SIRUS HOW amny DRUGs you did?!Q?!

rofl

best double post ive ever seen i laughed both times

KTOG 07-30-2004 05:02 AM

-Wondered off from a party piss drunk, then woke up with no clothes on. ed:

-We didn't have a tube for a beer bong so we ended up just drinking the beer straight from a funnel.

-Bonging liquor, wine, and milk oOo:

-Did a Dairy Challenge in the lobby of our dorm. The whole dorm reaked of vomit for days.

-Hung up beer posters all over our dorm building when we knew soon to be freshman were taking going to be coming in the building to tour it. I'm talking about the 10 foot signs you see at the beer distributors. (i have pics, i'll find them)

-Took all the lobby furniture and built a 25foot tower out of it.

-Built a wall out of saved beer cans, then taped it over the RA's door.


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