"i only like non-nude prono" - machette.

plzdie:

fucker you stole mine, its also in my sig

thats the BOB Clan/Private jACKSON SNIPER/Maj Winters of quotes. happy:

i heard the quote on one of my first days playing mohaa...has just stuck with me ever since

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
-Confucius

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.
-Confucius

I am not young enough to know everything.
-Oscar Wilde

"My love for thee can aford no better term than this: Thou art a villian"
-William Shakespeare "Tybalt - Romeo & Juliet"

Whatever you are, be a good one.
Abraham Lincoln / Robert Sewell Sr. (My Father)

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
-Robert Frost

Emoticons are not punctuation.
-Magnum

[quote="Short Hand":93e0c]thats the BOB Clan/Private jACKSON SNIPER/Maj Winters of quotes. happy:[/quote:93e0c]that was definately in one of the levels for Call of Duty

“Anyone can make the simple complicated. Creativity is making the complicated simple.”
---Charlie Mingus (string bass and band leader)


“Well, I’m too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I’m just gon’ keep playin’”
--Clark Terry (jazz trumpet player and band leader)


“It’s taken me all my life to learn what not to play.”
--Dizzy Gillespie (jazz trumpet and band leader)


“Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.”
--Frank Zappa


“[Bebop is] Chinese music.”
--Louis Armstrong (He hated bebop and liked his 'old-school' style of playing and didn't like anything that Dizzy Gillespie was working on)


“Never play anything the same way twice.”
--Louis Armstrong


“When you’re creating your own shit, man, even the sky ain’t the limit.”
--Miles Davis


“Nothing is out of the question for me. I’m always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up in the morning and see the light…Then I’m grateful.”
--Miles Davis


“So I believed in studying just because I knew that education was a privilege. And it wasn’t so much necessarily the information that you were studying, but just the discipline of study, to get into the habit of doing something that you don’t want to do, to receive the information . . .”
--Wynton Marsalis


“Master your instrument, Master the music, and then forget all that *!xy!@ and just play.”
--Charlie Parker

Got this in a fortune cookie once:

"A man staring at the stars is at the mercy of the puddle on the ground." I always liked that saying.

"I made one great mistake in my life-when I signed the letter to President
Roosevelt recommending that atom bombs be made but there was some
justification-the danger that the Germans would make them."
- Albert Einstein


"Hope for everything. Expect nothing."
-John Rhys-Davies aka Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo (Sliders)

"Owned!!!"
by yves(1988-2028)

You didn't come up with that saying you fucking fraud. Your head, needs to be on a stick.

"How's that science project coming along Justin? Fuck you dad, You simple minded prick, Mind your own business, And pass the Cheerios"

George Carlin

"Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks"

George Carlin

"Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad, Judging by his picture I think he's jerking off too much, Keep him away from Louanne"

George Carlin

STFU u wanker

- guy i know

for some reason "wanker" is funny to me...

also the quote in my sig = 1337

"Would it be ok if I made soup from her underwear?"


Steve Martin - "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" - after being told by this girls
father that he was not to see her, call her, or contact her in any way...so moving. cry:

"Say hello to my little friend!"
"Die you f***ing cockroaches!"
Al Pacino - Tony Montana - Scarface