I,Maple,Pledge my life and body to the great orginization of Al-Cicada(balalalalala!)In death i am glorified and shall be viewed as a hero in the war against valves tyranty and delays.
I would give my life at any point in time to serve our god,the great cicadasiqua,for in the after life there shall be many virgins waiting.
Upon my arival in the heavens i shall say to the great cicadasiqua "n**** plz,get me my virgins."I shall obide to this contract,as if i dont i shall be slaughtered like the worthless infidel that i am.

Infedel eyes look not upon thee



























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Coming from a currently unemployed slaphead, I am confident when I say that Maple has entirely too much time on his hands.

BAAAAAAAAAALLALALLALALLALALALALALA JIHAD

[quote="The Frenchman":6fd9d]Coming from a currently unemployed slaphead, I am confident when I say that Maple has entirely too much time on his hands.[/quote:6fd9d]

i should be sleeping

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This is our armed god.We shall overcome the valve infidels!! mad:

I hereby join henceforth

I have seen and I wish to become a foot-soldier of truth

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I don't understand how this is funny. eek:

Yer to old m8.

Yeah, I guess there's an age you hit when terrorism becomes unfunny. I'm sure you all wailed with laughter when the WTC tumbled down.

My bad. oOo:

I realize this is a joke...it's just a really distasteful one.

I don't find teh funny either. stupid:

Sorry, i completely forgot the
[sarcasm][/sarcasm]'s. annoy:

i'm in

ok. we need to tally up the members.