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Why was I born?
Sometimes I wish I didn't know
Been times when
I wish that I had just never been
Why did you have me?
Or better yet why'd you leave?
So to the people that could fuck
But then abandoned me

I'll give to this world what you couldn't give
Love the unwanted, every child born discarded
Add to the flock
The rejects you dumped on

I'll never forget
Life you disdain
So to the parents that bore me this pain
With all those things you left unfinished

You never could love me
I'm glad that you never did
My parents that raised me
Had plenty of that to give
And for that
I'll love them forever with all my heart
But to you
Don't let there be no mistake about it
Fuck you, you cocksucker
Fuck you, you whore
I'll live my life the opposite of what you are

Love will be my rock
The rock that I stand on

I'll never forget
Life you disdain
So to the parents that bore me this pain
With all those things you left unfinished

Don't try to reach out to me
Don't try to call
The boy that you created
Is dead for all you fucking know
You just pretend you've never heard or seen
The name Static

you all are fucken emo.

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved cuz I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
(...)
Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family
Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
I don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
I'll make a hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To bore a giant drill straight into hell
Realeasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the Earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC P Pants created
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo here's the address
It's six, one-two, Wharf Avenue
Six, one-two, Wharf Avenue

rock:

I fuck faggots in the ass
Sometimes rape them in the grass
Rip off their taints and chew it up
Cut off their cocks and stew them up

Eight faggots in the tree
Holy shit I gotta pee
Shoot them down with my gat
Then I'll eat a big fat cat

Hey this song is fuckin' gay
Go fuck dudes in the hay
If your name is Short Hand
Go fuck dudes in the sand

John lennon - Woman is the nigger of the world

rock:

King Missile - Detachable Penis

miserlou fucking owns

Do A Poo On You

When I do a Poo
The shit will fall on you
theres nothing you can do
the poo will fuck your dude
dont be rude I just wanna jesu

When I do a poo
The shit will fall on you
you'll be all like "goo!"
by the time im through
When I do a poo

its this poo that makes me wanna fuck ur dude
so act like you know and do a poo too
if u dont your a jew and u suck poo too

When I do a poo
The shit will fall on you
you'll be all like "goo!"
by the time im through
When I do a poo

FUCK MEGHYUD POO

This song always makes me feel proud.

Rant & Roar

[Chorus:]

We'll rant and we'll roar like true Newfoundlanders
We'll rant and we'll roar on deck and below
Until we strikes bottom inside the two sunkers
When straight through the channel to Toslow we'll go

I'm a son of a sea cook, I'm a cook in a trader
I can dance, I can sing, I can reef the main boom
I can handle a jigger, I cuts a fine figure
Whenever I gets in a boats standing room

[Chorus]

Farewell and adieu to ye young maids of Valen
Oderin and Presque, Fox Hole and Bruley
I'm bound for the westward to the wall with the hole in
I can't marry all or a chokey I'll be

[Chorus 2x]

Honourable mention goes to "Home For A Rest" by Spirit of the West.

"...I'm so sick from the drink
I need Home for a Rest
Take me home."

rock:

this thread is gayer than the colour pink

[quote="Old Reliable":d4a67]this thread is gayer than the colour pink[/quote:d4a67]

For once i agree. oOo: ed:

[quote=Gerard]For once i agree. oOo: ed:[/quote:a88f4]

oOo:

[quote=Tripper] oOo:[/quote:b16a0]
oOo: