[quote="Art Attack":c7f49]One day in like grade 2 we were running around the school field and i had to shit, so I just shit while running and it fell outta my shorts and I kept running, lol[/quote:c7f49]

hahahaha thats awesome. I wish i could do that now. Just shit while walking to class and then keep walking like nothing happened as the shit slides out of my pants.

[quote="Bean 2":a794a][quote="Art Attack":a794a]One day in like grade 2 we were running around the school field and i had to shit, so I just shit while running and it fell outta my shorts and I kept running, lol[/quote:a794a]

hahahaha thats awesome. I wish i could do that now. Just shit while walking to class and then keep walking like nothing happened as the shit slides out of my pants.[/quote:a794a]
ROFLMAO

[quote=Vance][quote="Bean 2":9c611]hahahaha thats awesome. I wish i could do that now. Just shit while walking to class and then keep walking like nothing happened as the shit slides out of my pants.[/quote:9c611]
ROFLMAO[/quote:9c611]"bob sagget- OH MY GOD! THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!!"

I just shit myself

I got locked out of my house yesterday and had to take shit. i held it in until like the last 10 minutes until someone came with a key. i went into my backyard and dug a shallow hole and did the Orangatang Hang. rock: My legs got sprayed. that sucked.

[quote="Bean 2":52d88][quote="Art Attack":52d88]One day in like grade 2 we were running around the school field and i had to shit, so I just shit while running and it fell outta my shorts and I kept running, lol[/quote:52d88]

hahahaha thats awesome. I wish i could do that now. Just shit while walking to class and then keep walking like nothing happened as the shit slides out of my pants.[/quote:52d88]

ive done that before, more recently tho

during an important game, or cinematic if a littleb it of shit comes out, ill just put it in my hand and chuck it out the window

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[quote=Coleman][quote=Vance]ROFLMAO[/quote:a2994]"bob sagget- OH MY GOD! THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!!"[/quote:a2994]

ROFLMAO HAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY. hahahahah

One day a few of my friends and i were playing handball at some school wall. It was right next to a public library. My best friend and I had to shit, really bad. But I had to go worse. As I walk into the Public Library bathroom, sit on the toilet, i got a great idea. Why not shit on the floor. So I get off the toilet and flop a huge shit stick on the floor. It had to be 6" long. After the shit was on the ground, i realized that i couldnt leave it there. After thinking that, I realized that there was a little cubbie right next to the toliet for some reason. I got a ton of toilet paper, picked the lump of shit up, and put it the cubbie. After all this, I wiped my ass, and left. By then, the smeel was kicking in. I told my friend who also had to shit. He went in, and was in there for about 1 minute. He came out laughing his ass off. He couldnt shit cuz the smell was so fucking bad. I told my other friend who just walked in, he also went in to see it. He came out about 10 seconds later, and he said he almost gagged twice. After that, we all left, laughing our asses off. /end

I knew this kid in high school that took a dump in a urinal. He blamed it on this other kid who shit in the wrestling room floor one time. That kid always smelt like shit and was so fucking dirty.

I was at best buy playing the PS2 then I had to fart but when I started to fart I felt a wet substance on my underwear so I knew I was going to shit myself if I farted. Then I was getting really bad cramps so I was running around the store trying to find my brother and every step I took I sqeezed off a llittle shits. Then I found my brother and I was like CHRIS I HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT LETS GET HOMR QUICK so we left and i was holding my butthole as tight as I could on the drive home. When we got home my brother though it would be funny to run into the bathroom and pretend like he was taking a shit. i was like GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM I HAVE TO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I could hear him cracking up in the bathroom then I couldnt hold it anymore. I made my butt un-tight and right when I did the brown and green ooze slimed like a volcano out of my ass and down my leg. Then my brother finally opened the door and hes like oh shit so i ran in the bathroom ripped off my underwear and im not kidding, the poo was like a water hose flying everywhere in the batthroom the mirror, walls, tub, even the ceiling was covered in my shit rock: rock:

eek: how come i dont believe that?

because probably when you were reading it, you had a picture in your mind of a huge bathroom, mine is tiny

Their was this one time...

I sharted.

This one time when i was at some camp we had to drive in a van to take a tour of CNN. This one kid said he had to go bad but the adult who was driving the van didnt believe him. So the kid started farting up a storm. When we got to CNN he shit his pants. he started waslking like nothing had happened until chunks started falling out of his pants. they were caked onto the parking lot. for fun we had him pick them up and put them under random tires. HE also dropped a chunk of it in the Blue Screen room at CNN. rock:

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