You can't lick your elbow.

A new McDonald's opens up every 24hours

ed:

[quote=m1ck97]victor is always drunk eek:[/quote:a33d3]

nonono, Misc is always drunk

The only other mammals to have sex for pleasure are dolphins.

other than otters?

Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period.....whereas females can frig themselves 'til the cows come home.

men can't lick there nipples

[quote="Eight Ace":16ac9]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period.....whereas females can frig themselves 'til the cows come home.[/quote:16ac9]

sex change? eek:

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

[quote="Eight Ace":2e01f]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period[/quote:2e01f]
That's not true. freak:

[quote="Eight Ace":ebdb2]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period....[/quote:ebdb2]



[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/bullshit.gif[/img]

[quote=Hawke]That's not true. freak:[/quote:ec319]

happy:

Grass is transparent. eek:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":72f5c]Grass is transparent. eek:[/quote:72f5c]

HOLY SHIT!! really?


wow


the more you know...

now thats not true, a fat man would be more than capable...