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i pwn noobs
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i eat my own shit
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Im jamaican
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when i belch and fart at the same time, i see god
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i piss in the shower at the gym. (jking, watching seinfield right now).
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[quote="Short Hand":fcbd5]i piss in the shower at the gym. (jking, watching seinfield right now).[/quote:fcbd5]
Warts!!!! eek: |
im in love with samuel eto'o
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i found i rllly like peppermint schnapps i can type really well drunk/high cant i? |
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heres my deepest darkest secret: i was caught masturbating in the school washroom.
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at the citadel they catch guys jerking off all the time in their rooms...they make them wear a white glove on the hand they were jerking with and walk around with it on for like a week. during meal formations they have to go to the middle of the quad where everyone can see them and start waving....but to me that wouldnt be the most embaressing part....having all of your professors and the old majors/colonels/generals see you walking around with it would have to be emaressing as hell. |
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e3fa6]I can transform into a tin of John West's Tuna fish.
[img]http://www.reichnation.com/upload/store/deceptatuna.jpg[/img][/quote:e3fa6] Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek: |
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you'll find a way to get that smell a lot quicker later on.... *...listens for sound of cherry popping..* |
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