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TonyMontana 11-26-2004 10:43 PM

i pwn noobs

Apocalypse | NoW 11-26-2004 10:45 PM

i eat my own shit

Mr.Buttocks 11-26-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
i own boobs


elstatec 11-26-2004 10:51 PM

Im jamaican

Jin-Roh 11-26-2004 10:52 PM

when i belch and fart at the same time, i see god

Short Hand 11-26-2004 10:55 PM

i piss in the shower at the gym. (jking, watching seinfield right now).

Jin-Roh 11-26-2004 10:58 PM

[quote="Short Hand":fcbd5]i piss in the shower at the gym. (jking, watching seinfield right now).[/quote:fcbd5]

Warts!!!! eek:

Scalping Chief 11-26-2004 11:03 PM

im in love with samuel eto'o

fujimi7su 11-26-2004 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
plus im high right now

me 2! im the brother of the host so i get everything.. ... i mean everythign i want from pills to booze

i found i rllly like peppermint schnapps

i can type really well drunk/high cant i?

Scalping Chief 11-26-2004 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fujimi7su
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
plus im high right now

me 2! im the brother of the host so i get everything.. ... i mean everythign i want from pills to booze

i found i rllly like peppermint schnapps

i can type really well drunk/high cant i?

stfu, someone post the drunk on the interweb pic.. sleeping:

Short Hand 11-26-2004 11:16 PM

[img]http://www.netalbum.gr/data/media/87/drunk_mouse.jpg[/img]

11-26-2004 11:22 PM

heres my deepest darkest secret: i was caught masturbating in the school washroom.

Eames 11-27-2004 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
heres my deepest darkest secret: i was caught masturbating in the school washroom.

ROFL

at the citadel they catch guys jerking off all the time in their rooms...they make them wear a white glove on the hand they were jerking with and walk around with it on for like a week. during meal formations they have to go to the middle of the quad where everyone can see them and start waving....but to me that wouldnt be the most embaressing part....having all of your professors and the old majors/colonels/generals see you walking around with it would have to be emaressing as hell.

Swill 11-27-2004 01:39 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e3fa6]I can transform into a tin of John West's Tuna fish.

[img]http://www.reichnation.com/upload/store/deceptatuna.jpg[/img][/quote:e3fa6]

Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek:

Eight Ace 11-27-2004 05:02 AM

[quote=Swill1496]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":94205
I can transform into a tin of John West's Tuna fish.

[img]http://www.reichnation.com/upload/store/deceptatuna.jpg[/img]

Sometimes my penis smell like John Wests Tuna Fish after masturbating and not washing for days eek:[/quote:94205]
you'll find a way to get that smell a lot quicker later on.... *...listens for sound of cherry popping..*


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