I would kill everything then burn it all down

Black Metal = dead on.

Progressive Metal is leet too. Only i seem to like the 26 minute solos eek:

where the fuck is hair metal?!!?

ahahahaha, those are great.

Awesomely cool, dude.... rock:

funny........i said the exact same thing when it first came on the sceen. then i ran the Poison tour bus off the road in Bucks county. Thank God it slammed into a bar where Brittney Foxx happened to be opening up for Vixxen. The place went up in flames. A girl with a Screaming for Vengance concert baseball shirt then blew me, blew me hard. 30 seconds later i 'delivered the goods'.

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funny........i said the exact same thing when it first came on the sceen. then i ran the Poison tour bus off the road in Bucks county. Thank God it slammed into a bar where Brittney Foxx happened to be opening up for Vixxen. The place went up in flames. A girl with a Screaming for Vengance concert baseball shirt then blew me, blew me hard. 30 seconds later i 'delivered the goods'.[/quote:f1938]Northampton County > Buck County biggrin:

oh shit , i used to date a girl from north h. there's NOTHING up there.

Chester County > any county in america

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":33639]oh shit , i used to date a girl from north h. there's NOTHING up there.

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no boobs?

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":190dd]oh shit , i used to date a girl from north h. there's NOTHING up there.

Chester County > any county in america[/quote:190dd]are you freakin serious? Easton is one of the best cities around!!11111111111 You probably went to the stupid hick towns.

is there anything else up above montco ?

beer:

I like the power metal one the best, because that is easily the pussiest genre of all of metal, could have been better with a resferance to a fairy.

Hair Metal:
The protagonist arrives with a can of hairspray in one had, and a heavy metal axe in the other. He has came to drink beer and party. He tries to scare the dragon with his music, but in the end has to use hairspay to blind it and run away.

Glam Metal = Hair Metal