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bukdez 01-07-2005 10:34 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":82946]
Quote:

Originally Posted by bukdez
just walk up to those chicks and say, "excuse me ladies but i thought i should intorduce my self: the name is Duke, Duke_of_Ray, call-sign: Sexy-Beans" they should automaticaly lift their skirts...

Going to do that! +1[/quote:82946]

right back at ya...

@/\/G3L 01-07-2005 03:35 PM

just whip it out

Nyck 01-07-2005 03:44 PM

Roll up to them and drop this line

Im duke of ray Im a good ol man..I'dl jump thorugh the window with my dick in my hand. I'd say excuse me ladies Im just doing my duty, now pull down your pants and gimme some bootie.

eeves 01-07-2005 11:14 PM

[img]http://www.bikerfox.com/foxfriends/jenks/images/DSC00167.jpg[/img]
rock:

that school is one hour from where i live..

Judas 01-07-2005 11:35 PM

lower you standards.

Scorched Earth 01-07-2005 11:42 PM

wow i'd never thought i'd see someone seriously ask for lady advice on these forums

Drew 01-07-2005 11:49 PM

What the shit is with the mandatory fat chick on cheerleading squads these days?

Also:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 02087&rd=1

gtboys34 01-08-2005 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
[img]http://www.bikerfox.com/foxfriends/jenks/images/DSC00167.jpg[/img]
rock:

that school is one hour from where i live..

Duh Doom Da Da Doom Da Da Doom.*brief pause* Hi, I'm Jeanne Walters reporting tonight for Fox2 news, Scott Curry has the night off. Breaking News out of Tjes county, Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant. The guy who everyone is now labeling the "Tjesville rapist", has been diagnosed as being the most sterileness person in Tjesville. Wow, *Laughs* Po- Po- pPolice are now in a hot pursuit with the van and hope to get the girls back safely. For more on this we go to skychopper 2..[/b]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-08-2005 05:38 AM

[quote:0e13e]Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant.[/quote:0e13e]How would they know they got raped and are not in any harm if there missing.

Poseidon 01-08-2005 06:02 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":c5129][quote:c5129]Local police there have reported 4 girls ranging from ages 13-17 missing. The girls allegedlly were attending a friday night basketball game when a man with the words "yves owns joo" printed on the front approached them and led them away to his van and raped them. We are pleased to report that the girl's however are not in any harm of becoming pregnant.[/quote:c5129]How would they know they got raped and are not in any harm if there missing.[/quote:c5129]

hah happy:

Eight Ace 01-08-2005 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
hah happy:

Isn't it obvious that Yves has been contacting and taunting authorities
by mobile phone..?...deliberately adding to the trauma already being
experienced by family and friends of the abducted cooze.... annoy:

Tripper 01-08-2005 06:19 AM

Duke if you wanna get chicks, just do what I do - Masturbate onto paper, fold it up and send it to them in a urine scented envelope.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-08-2005 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Duke if you wanna get chicks, just do what I do - Masturbate onto paper, fold it up and send it to them in a urine scented envelope.

With foreskin trim along the edges.

bukdez 01-08-2005 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Duke if you wanna get chicks, just do what I do - Masturbate onto paper, fold it up and send it to them in a urine scented envelope.

rofl... +1...

elstatec 01-08-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yves
[img]http://www.bikerfox.com/foxfriends/jenks/images/DSC00167.jpg[/img]
rock:

that school is one hour from where i live..


check out that second bitch in from the right, shes gonna die like the ring style oOo:


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