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Machette 02-20-2005 03:03 PM

fleshlight...dont have one nub...p.s i deleted my porn ed: happy:

Nyck 02-20-2005 03:23 PM

wtf?!

Akuma 02-20-2005 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
wtf?!


Doctor Duffy 02-20-2005 04:03 PM

Thats not that bad. My dad has spit into a customer service guy's face when he bought a Rototiller, and returned it the next day, and the CS guy said that it had already expired warranty (THE NEXT DAY...?) and they got into this huge argument, as the manager kept trying to convince my dad that it only had a one day warranty. This was at Sears, BTW.

Tripper 02-20-2005 04:03 PM

!kb PKM, master of manifesting the status of a complete and utter fucksickle.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-20-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Nyck
wtf?!



Doctor Duffy 02-20-2005 04:14 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f23e2]
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Nyck
wtf?!


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850th post. beer:
Non alcoholic beverages, BTW.

Drew 02-20-2005 04:58 PM

I told you guys that Eagles fans were fucked in the head. I so told you guys.

Merlin122 02-20-2005 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Drew
I told you guys that Eagles fans were fucked in the head. I so told you guys.




HOMO

Coleman 02-20-2005 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Merlin122
Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew
I told you guys that Eagles fans were fucked in the head. I so told you guys.




HOMO

And I guess Corey Mathews was a homo too for liking the Phillies and Eagles!11111111 cry:

Himmler 02-20-2005 05:25 PM

wtf this thread = oOo:

tomxtr 02-20-2005 05:39 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":47e72]Thats not that bad. My dad has spit into a customer service guy's face when he bought a Rototiller, and returned it the next day, and the CS guy said that it had already expired warranty (THE NEXT DAY...?) and they got into this huge argument, as the manager kept trying to convince my dad that it only had a one day warranty. This was at Sears, BTW.[/quote:47e72]

Your dad sounds like a complete fucking asshole. If some dude spit in my face while I was doing my job, I think I'd have to run his ass down with the out-of-warranty rototiller. annoy:

JBird 02-20-2005 05:41 PM

http://www.fleshlight.com

Coleman 02-20-2005 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JBird
www.fleshlight.com

$50 really isn't such a bad price...

philadelphia killing mach 02-20-2005 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Drew
I told you guys that Eagles fans were fucked in the head. I so told you guys.

that we are chief, just remember that when you see a midnight green jersey walking at you next time.


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