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[quote="Sgt. Duffy":83c08]Jesus christ, theres no porn. I was just thinking we could all discuss how we handle our big flight-sticks, and maybe give a few pointers to eachother for safer and more fun masturbation. It's a manly subject, and Im sure we're all manly men, arent we?

I've been jacking off since I was 11 (14 Now..three years) and a lot of that stuff was nu to me. I always thought I would overload with sperm because I did it so often..guess not, thanks to jackingworld.com FAQ.[/quote:83c08]

havent hit puberty yet eh

JESUS FUCK oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":84344]Jesus christ, theres no porn. I was just thinking we could all discuss how we handle our big flight-sticks, and maybe give a few pointers to eachother for safer and more fun masturbation. It's a manly subject, and Im sure we're all manly men, arent we?

I've been jacking off since I was 11 (14 Now..three years) and a lot of that stuff was nu to me. I always thought I would overload with sperm because I did it so often..guess not, thanks to jackingworld.com FAQ.[/quote:84344]

Hey, pubeless...can you please leave the fucking forums....??

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Originally Posted by Tripper

Most of the kids around here are just coming across masturbation for the first time and realising what they can do with their penis when they play with it ("OMG IT SH00TS 0UT G003Y STUFF!!1)....That would explain the influx in threads...

ahahahah! roffles happy: happy: happy:

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":44559]

I've been jacking off since I was 11 (14 Now..three years) and a lot of that stuff was nu to me. I always thought I would overload with sperm because I did it so often..guess not, thanks to jackingworld.com FAQ.[/quote:44559]

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I just cut myself on some crimpers. eek:

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIES!!1

...jordan, right duffy?

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Originally Posted by geRV

[quote:4f250]How can I "shoot" more?
Here's something you actually can change. If you masturbate a couple of times a day, chances are you aren't going to ejaculate very much semen, or ejaculate very forcefully. But if you want a more impressive ejaculation, hold back and save it up for a few days or a week. Drink a lot of water during the 6-hour period before you masturbate, and then draw out your masturbation session for as long as possible, spending a lot of time being very aroused. When you do finally ejaculate, it will probably come out with a lot more force, and there will be much more of it than usual. Plus, it'll feel way better than the average orgasm. Try it!

Don't spank it for a week, well that eliminates everyone from this forum. oOo:[/quote:4f250]
What in the fuck.....why would you hold a huge load in like that just to jerk off and lose it into a paper towel or all over your carpet. Get a fucking girlfriend and blow on her tits....this thread is loct