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Akuma 02-27-2005 07:27 AM
Don't be such a baby. Take it like a man then pay her back 10 fold.

Coleman 02-27-2005 08:10 AM
happy:

Arkan 02-27-2005 11:49 AM
Ok, here's my take on it. Some women know how to stimulate a mans prostate during intercourse which enables the guy to have an explosive orgasm. Your girl has the right idea but wrong approach. In a few years, she'll be a freak in bed but you'll be long gone by then and some other guy will be benefitting from your misfortune. Chalk it up as a learning experience. If you want her to try again, tell her to shorten that nail, use lube, and go slow!!

While Arkan doesn't like anything near his ass, having the right girl doing it at the right time is ok. As for me, i'm always fingering girls asses during sex, it drives them wild. Never had a girl complain before and the best part is you can give them a "Dirty Sanchez" when you're through with them.

Have fun mate.

CoMaToSe 02-27-2005 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Ok, here's my take on it. Some women know how to stimulate a mans prostate during intercourse which enables the guy to have an explosive orgasm. Your girl has the right idea but wrong approach. In a few years, she'll be a freak in bed but you'll be long gone by then and some other guy will be benefitting from your misfortune. Chalk it up as a learning experience. If you want her to try again, tell her to shorten that nail, use lube, and go slow!!

While Arkan doesn't like anything near his ass, having the right girl doing it at the right time is ok. As for me, i'm always fingering girls asses during sex, it drives them wild. Never had a girl complain before and the best part is you can give them a "Dirty Sanchez" when you're through with them.

Have fun mate.
spank:
I was much happier thinking of you all as nerdy virgins

bukdez 02-27-2005 11:53 AM
listen to Arkan he speaks the truth, as you get older and more experienced you'll learn that a little "ass-play" at the right time can add some fun and excitement!...

geRV 02-27-2005 11:57 AM
calmdown: oOo:

JBird 02-27-2005 01:09 PM
Re: The finger
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Madmartagen
me and this girl were having a nice night out tonight and we ended up fooling around at her house. well we are in the middle of sex and were having a great time when she decides to stick her finger in my ass. it was the farthest thing in my mind and from what i remember, my vision became somewhat distorted by shards of white light and pain as her nail scratched and poked at my ass. i yelled 'omg wtf are you doing??' and practically leapt off of her and almost jumped off the bed. she was all shocked and partially embarassed and said she thought it would be romantic and just got caught up in the moment. my dick turned into a mushroom after that and i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix. just thought i would share it with you guys and of course, want to know if women tried this horrible shit with you fellas. if not, i guess this is a night sam kinison would appreciate.


exit only pls
spank:
bwahahhhhaaa! dude i feel your "pain". cry: i had a one night stand last summer, and it is frighteningly similiar to your escapade. except in my story, i didnt jump off and scream wtf...i kind of liked it.

ban:


LOL, i returned the favor and we proceeded to have wild, primal sex. it was the best lay i ever had. also, she didnt have nails, so that was a plus oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-27-2005 01:43 PM
Re: The finger
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JBird
Quote:
Originally Posted by Madmartagen
me and this girl were having a nice night out tonight and we ended up fooling around at her house. well we are in the middle of sex and were having a great time when she decides to stick her finger in my ass. it was the farthest thing in my mind and from what i remember, my vision became somewhat distorted by shards of white light and pain as her nail scratched and poked at my ass. i yelled 'omg wtf are you doing??' and practically leapt off of her and almost jumped off the bed. she was all shocked and partially embarassed and said she thought it would be romantic and just got caught up in the moment. my dick turned into a mushroom after that and i ended up coming home and spanked it to millas pix. just thought i would share it with you guys and of course, want to know if women tried this horrible shit with you fellas. if not, i guess this is a night sam kinison would appreciate.


exit only pls
spank:
bwahahhhhaaa! dude i feel your "pain". cry: i had a one night stand last summer, and it is frighteningly similiar to your escapade. except in my story, i didnt jump off and scream wtf...i kind of liked it.

ban:


LOL, i returned the favor and we proceeded to have wild, primal sex. it was the best lay i ever had. also, she didnt have nails, so that was a plus oOo:
Was "She" not of the human race not having nails. eek:

Bucknub 02-27-2005 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Himmler
ROFL, never happened to me before but yeah that sucks. i agree with bucknub
eek:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-27-2005 01:58 PM
^Prob meant "Drew" eek: because he was the only who had said anything with words up until there.

Judas 02-27-2005 02:03 PM
i think you jumped the gun ... if shes into putting her finger in your ass theres no telling what else shes into....

geRV 02-27-2005 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Judas
i think you jumped the gun ... if shes into putting her finger in your ass theres no telling what else shes into....
Im gonna stick a pineapple up your ass, sideways eek:

Judas 02-27-2005 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
i think you jumped the gun ... if shes into putting her finger in your ass theres no telling what else shes into....
Im gonna stick a pineapple up your ass, sideways eek:
stfu and die offtopic: imwithstupid: plzdie: ban:

geRV 02-27-2005 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:
Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
i think you jumped the gun ... if shes into putting her finger in your ass theres no telling what else shes into....
Im gonna stick a pineapple up your ass, sideways eek:
stfu and die offtopic: imwithstupid: plzdie: ban:
happy:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-27-2005 02:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
i think you jumped the gun ... if shes into putting her finger in your ass theres no telling what else shes into....
Im gonna stick a pineapple up your ass, sideways eek:
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