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Innoxx 03-06-2005 12:14 PM
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).

CoMaToSe 03-06-2005 12:15 PM
^^ Chocolate is the tool of the devil???? what?

Innoxx 03-06-2005 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
^^ Chocolate is the tool of the devil???? what?
And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him Who is able to eat chocolate" (Matt 10:28)

Whatada 03-06-2005 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
^^ Chocolate is the tool of the devil???? what?
And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him Who is able to eat chocolate" (Matt 10:28)

lmao.. +1

Duke_of_Ray 03-06-2005 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:

Pyro 03-06-2005 04:50 PM
Went to hell and came back...well holy shit im a believer now because of this great man who changed his ways.

Like couldn't he of broke back the devils pitchfork to prove he was there or something?

Innoxx 03-06-2005 05:50 PM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":13bd8]
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:[/quote:13bd8]

Not really. I just really enjoy reading about kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex, and people getting fucked in the ass by Lucifer whilst eating a Mars Bar. I don't think I will gain anything from reading his book, well, maybe I'll learn to dislike christian pussies even more. I'll have more respect for christianity when your God goes old testament on us again. Divine wrath, fuck yeah. Oooh, this is making me hard.

Duke_of_Ray 03-06-2005 05:52 PM
[quote=Innoxx]
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Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":97a72
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:
Not really. I just really enjoy reading about kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex, and people getting fucked in the ass by Lucifer whilst eating a Mars Bar. I don't think I will gain anything from reading his book, well, maybe I'll learn to dislike christian pussies even more. I'll have more respect for christianity when your God goes old testament on us again. Divine wrath, fuck yeah. Oooh, this is making me hard.[/quote:97a72]

annoy:

Innoxx 03-06-2005 05:57 PM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":201de][quote=Innoxx]
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Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":201de
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:
Not really. I just really enjoy reading about kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex, and people getting fucked in the ass by Lucifer whilst eating a Mars Bar. I don't think I will gain anything from reading his book, well, maybe I'll learn to dislike christian pussies even more. I'll have more respect for christianity when your God goes old testament on us again. Divine wrath, fuck yeah. Oooh, this is making me hard.[/quote:201de]

annoy:[/quote:201de]

What?

Duke_of_Ray 03-06-2005 06:22 PM
[quote=Innoxx][quote="Duke_of_Ray":2e632]
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
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Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":2e632
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Originally Posted by Innoxx
But I'm not, so I won't read that horseshit. Unless there's a lot of kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex and at least one instance where the pastor dude gets reamed by Lucifer while eating a Mars Bar (because chocolate is a tool of the devil, after all).
Thats so closed minded. annoy:
Not really. I just really enjoy reading about kinky lesbian BDSM demon sex, and people getting fucked in the ass by Lucifer whilst eating a Mars Bar. I don't think I will gain anything from reading his book, well, maybe I'll learn to dislike christian pussies even more. I'll have more respect for christianity when your God goes old testament on us again. Divine wrath, fuck yeah. Oooh, this is making me hard.
annoy:[/quote:2e632]

What?[/quote:2e632]

Montana

Maplegyver 03-06-2005 06:32 PM
he was playing doom 3

snipes 03-06-2005 09:34 PM
oOo: calmdown:

Stammer 03-06-2005 09:37 PM
Re: To hell and back again
 
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
Anybody ever here of Howard Storm, the guy who had a near death experience, went to hell, and then came back to life? The guy had been an atheist all his life, now hes a Minister. read "My Descent into Death", this is great stuff.
nag:

Blase 03-06-2005 09:57 PM
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elitecloud 03-06-2005 11:52 PM
omg he's just like constantine

does he kill half breed demons in his spare time? cry: cry:


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