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TonyMontana 03-17-2005 01:54 PM
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Two men were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Collini, a good man and a Juventus fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/Boo.gif[/img]
isnt it st. patricks day? if so go put on your leprachaun suit and go join some parade you ffn
LOL fuck off biggrin: almost 9pm and i dont drink.

P.s: best use of that smiley ever. biggrin:
biggrin: beer:

Judas 03-17-2005 02:13 PM
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leprachaun suit

Nyck 03-17-2005 02:42 PM
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Why do white people go to black people's garage sales ?







... to get their shit back.
rofl wtf you stole that off me from the joke thread two weeks ago

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GUy and a girl are on a date and the guy drives out to look out point. Everythings going good, they are getting hot and heavy when the girl stops and says.."I'm sorry I have to be honest, Im a hooker and if you want to have sex its gonna cost 25 bucks"
The guy thinks for a second and says Okay and gives her the 25 bucks and they get their fuck on.
They finish and the guy looks at the girl and says "Honey Im sorry but I have to be honest with you now too."
"Im a cabby and its gonna cost you 25 dollars to get your ass home"

lasagna 03-17-2005 03:25 PM
Why couldnt G-Unit ride the bus?




......because they didnt have Fidy Cent!



BWAAAHZING!!@

geRV 03-17-2005 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by lasagna
Why couldnt G-Unit ride the bus?




......because they didnt have Fidy Cent!



BWAAAHZING!!@
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/scale.jpg[/img]

geRV 03-17-2005 03:32 PM
Whats the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

You can't pull a rabbit out of your ass.

oOo:

lasagna 03-17-2005 03:34 PM
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Whats the difference between a hare and a rabbit?

You can't pull a rabbit out of your ass.

oOo:
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/scale2.jpg[/img]

fuck you

Nyck 03-17-2005 03:35 PM
Whats this?
[img]http://ntinspections.com/img/okay.jpg[/img]






ethiopian headlock

lasagna 03-17-2005 03:37 PM
fuck you gerv, go ahead and abuse your powers

geRV 03-17-2005 03:38 PM
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fuck you gerv, go ahead and abuse your powers
I was editing my link tardnub. oOo:

lasagna 03-17-2005 03:39 PM
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fuck you gerv, go ahead and abuse your powers
I was editing my link tardnub. oOo:

touche.

Pyro 03-17-2005 04:44 PM
Victor, gerv is right...that joke was terrible lol.

Eight Ace 03-17-2005 05:14 PM
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leprachaun suit
oh judas...lol!! the way you picked those words out like that....LOL! ROLF!! sleeping:

geRV 03-17-2005 05:14 PM
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/New%20Folder/bandwagon2.jpg[/img]

Judas 03-17-2005 05:17 PM
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leprachaun suit
oh judas...lol!! the way you picked those words out like that....LOL! ROLF!! sleeping:[/quote:e6449]

nice try again, homo ace. however, you were not able to save face, with your shitty sense of humor, youdisgrace. word , homeboy. catch me on the flip flop.


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eat my shit.


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