Chuck Norris' Penis - It Looks Good on You.

I Wish They All Could Be Zoner Girls.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for The Black Pope.

Now with 50% more Piss!

"Avez-Vous Un Bukdez?"...

or

"Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Bukdez it is!"...

"Gonna be awhile? Grab a Dingleberry"

Actually pretty good advice.

Stop. Go. Sperm.

I've yet to find any funny ones..

..roflmao at the dingleberries.

First five results with Sloidusey:

1- Half the Sloidusey, All the Taste.
2- Kills All Known Sloidusey - Dead.
3- Wait Till We Get Our Sloidusey On You.
4- Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Sloidusey.
5- Get the Door - It's Sloidusey.

Best ever:

Reach Out and Touch Sloidusey.

Mama's got the Magic of TonyMontana.

The Coolest Nyck on Ice. oOo:

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Nyck.

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Nyck. happy: (SPERM WHITINING)

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Schlong.

Two Hours of Hunkah Hunkah Burning Cock in Just Two Calories.

The Good Huge Dick Kids Go For.

"Sometimes You Feel Like a Goatse, Sometimes You Don't."

best one yet

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Ballsack Knows for Sure.

Because Jihad is Complicated Enough.

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