LMAO that's so disgusting

Their was this girl and she gave this guy a radio and whatever music genre you said it changed to it. So the guy installed it into his car and went for a testdrive. Then he was like "rock" and some rock came on, then he was "rap" and some rap came on, then he was "country" and some country came on. A little bit after he went through most of the genres some kids ran in front of his car and he had to stop and then he yelled at them "FUCKING KIDS"

then the radio started playing Micheal Jackson.

rfolmafo

No vampires needed.

EDIT: Dude, for FUCK SAKES! Don't spam emoticons.

Awe... I wanted to see the emoticons... cry:

I don't know if this is weird to anybody, but I honestly don't get it

Lesbians are Girls that eat pussy
Vampires are creatures that drink blood.
Girls have a menstrual cycle and bleed out of their puss once a month
there for lesbian vampires drink each others cunt blood.

That is one of the oldest "jokes" I have ever heard. I was told that one in like 4th grade.

arent you in 4th grade?

[quote="dr nein":b9cd7]It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement had thought that this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM that you have a headache!”[/quote:b9cd7]

I don't get it. oOo:

[quote="Jin-Roh":2dd35][quote="dr nein":2dd35]It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement had thought that this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM that you have a headache!”[/quote:2dd35]

I don't get it. oOo:[/quote:2dd35]

Gorrillas don't accept excuses.

ROFL, thats sick Nyck.

I think this is how to say it but...

Why does the husband like to have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on his penis?

1. To see his money grow
2. He can play with his money as much as he wants
3. If his wife wants to blow a 100 she can just blow him...

Something stupid like that...

Stick to being a lesbian and leave the joke telling to the men.