She is not even remotely close to being hot enough to fuck up your friendship.

The only acceptable way to handle this situation is to tell your friend up front, then set her up, have him hide with a camera and stick it in her ass, laugh at her and run away.

Yes, that is the solution.

I agree.

Then post it on IRC.

how long have you known this girl? I mean if you and your friends have been bros since 5 then forget her. there is plenty of tail out there to be had. dont fuck up the friendships. ive seen how bad that shit gets.

you just like her or you got the hots for her? sounds like he would get mad if you dicked around with her, so you have to ask yourself if gettin some pie is worth more than being friends with your mate. give him some time then let him know that you want to ask her out. you should get him drunk and laid with some ugly chick that way its like hes moved on. while hes hanging himself, ring her up and tap dat ass.

No girl is worth a friendship.

im pretty drunk right now. it took me like 665 tries to enter in my name for this forum. my advice is bang this chick like theresss no tommrwo


p.s. i felt this random chicks boob, honest to god

Hahaha, my friend thinks the exact opposite, "Hoes Before Bros"... He is a fag and ignores all his friends and gets pissed when we talk to his GF(s). He isolates himself with her, and so his relationship gets fucked, then he CRIES and tries desperately to get her back. All he does is talk about how he had sex with her. eek: oOo: annoy:

[quote="Airborne Butters":d7859]im pretty drunk right now. it took me like 665 tries to enter in my name for this forum. my advice is bang this chick like theresss no tommrwo


p.s. i felt this random chicks boob, honest to god[/quote:d7859]

what did it feel like?

[quote="Airborne Butters":dd629]


p.s. i felt this random chicks boob, honest to god[/quote:dd629]

FEMALE......B00BS!!??

soberd up, sorta. Yes sir, they were female boobs. The night ended up with me feeling her hoots and making out with her, 10 empty beer bottles and 4 shots of jager....

Gentlmen, I have lived.

All that and you didn't even get a BJ?

What a waste.

So she drank 10 beers and did 4 shots of jager and she still wasnt trashed enough to screw you... man your fucked, if that didnt work, nothing will.

[quote="Airborne Butters":52ff1]p.s. i felt this random chicks boob, honest to god[/quote:52ff1]
relax..you're just using your imagination whilst masturbating...that's only natural.

have a 3some.

No girl is worth a great friendship. Wait you sexy navy boy, and a beautiful babe will throw her self at you no longer being able to resist your terribly dashing charm!