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Zoner 06-17-2005 10:36 AM
On a jar of some generic honey roasted peanuts: "May contain traces of peanuts"

annoy:

BlackJackal 06-17-2005 04:36 PM
on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."

geRV 06-17-2005 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
On a jar of some generic honey roasted peanuts: "May contain traces of peanuts"

annoy:
Stealing my theived avatar i see eek: cry:

geRV 06-17-2005 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by GenBlackJackal
on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:

Milla 06-17-2005 05:37 PM
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Coleman 06-17-2005 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by GenBlackJackal
on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:
FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy:

Akuma 06-17-2005 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by GenBlackJackal
on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:
FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy:
WHAT IF THEY ARE JEWISH/PAGAN/ISLAMIC/BLACK FISHES?!?!

Milla 06-17-2005 05:53 PM
Black ppl celebrate christmas...

Akuma 06-17-2005 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Milla
Black ppl celebrate christmas...
QUANZA!!!!111

Milla 06-17-2005 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Milla
Black ppl celebrate christmas...
QUANZA!!!!111
dance:

Coleman 06-17-2005 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Milla
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Milla
Black ppl celebrate christmas...
QUANZA!!!!111
dance:
lol

geRV 06-17-2005 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by GenBlackJackal
on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
Some dildo would probably try and submerge them in his fishtank. oOo:
FISH DESERVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO!!!!!!!!111 happy:
WHAT IF THEY ARE JEWISH/PAGAN/ISLAMIC/BLACK FISHES?!?!
Then we dump some petrol into the tank light it and the fish can like it.

bukdez 06-17-2005 09:42 PM
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping...

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use...

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts...

On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals...

On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp...

Rules on a tram in Prague:
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted...

On a toaster:
Do not use underwater...

tomxtr 06-17-2005 10:28 PM
On a pediatric thermometer...

"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" wallbash:

duncey 06-17-2005 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by tomxtr
On a pediatric thermometer...

"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" wallbash:

Fuck, I need to read the box more carefully. wallbash:


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