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On a jar of some generic honey roasted peanuts: "May contain traces of peanuts"
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on a christmas light box, it says "for indoor and outdoor use only."
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Black ppl celebrate christmas...
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On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping... On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use... On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts... On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals... On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp... Rules on a tram in Prague: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted... On a toaster: Do not use underwater... |
On a pediatric thermometer...
"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" wallbash: |
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Fuck, I need to read the box more carefully. wallbash: |
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