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Originally Posted by KTOG

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Originally Posted by Himmler

i get paid next week, will be $800. i got paid last friday for $800. and i dont have to pay rent or anything. just gas. hahaha i feel lucky. soon i might be selling my current car and paying for a new one, so i will be out like 400 a month then.

Let me guess, your mom is a brain surgeon and your dad is this man:

[img]http://www.dontmindme.com/graphics/monopolyguy.png[/img]

happy: hahahaha

I met Himmler's dad. He is cool. happy:

I get my 725$CA every other wednesday. For you american folks, that's 1168$ a month... but I don't really do any work, so I figure it's alright for a coop job. happy:

[quote=lasagna]

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Originally Posted by "$p!k3":efeae

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Originally Posted by Whatada

Pff, eating is for squares. I run purely off gay fuel. oOo:

EDIT: OooOooooOoOhhH ohhhooOh!! ohhhooOooooHoH!!

[url=http://ahnoldgayfuel.ytmnd.com/:efeae]Gay Fuel[/url:efeae]

ed:

i watch that one over and over and over, it just fucking completely mezmerizes me

...whats the name of that song btw?[/quote:efeae]

TARZAN BOY by BALTIMORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tarzan Boy
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on
Burning bright
A fire the blows the signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does the message get to you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other world
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Jungle life
You're far away from nothing
It's all right
You won't miss home
Take a chance
Leave everything behind you
Come and join me
Won't be sorry
It's easy to survive
Jungle life
We're living in the open
All alone like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
We play along while rushing cross the
forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight, Oh Yeah
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
You won't play
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight, Oh Yeah
Night to night
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

I get my 725$CA every other wednesday. For you american folks, that's 1168$ a month... but I don't really do any work, so I figure it's alright for a coop job. happy:

Buy me a new computer, please.

[quote="Jin-Roh":81247]

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

I get my 725$CA every other wednesday. For you american folks, that's 1168$ a month... but I don't really do any work, so I figure it's alright for a coop job. happy:

Buy me a new computer, please.[/quote:81247]

Negative. I'm using most of it for my line of credit, the rest going to school and handgunzzzzzzz.

[quote="Jin-Roh":07c4d]

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Originally Posted by KTOG

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Originally Posted by Himmler

Let me guess, your mom is a brain surgeon and your dad is this man:

[img]http://www.dontmindme.com/graphics/monopolyguy.png[/img]

happy: hahahaha

I met Himmler's dad. He is cool. happy:[/quote:07c4d]

...how?

[quote=lasagna]

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Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":c22c0

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Originally Posted by KTOG

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Originally Posted by Himmler

Let me guess, your mom is a brain surgeon and your dad is this man:

[img]http://www.dontmindme.com/graphics/monopolyguy.png[/img]

happy: hahahaha

I met Himmler's dad. He is cool. happy:

...how?[/quote:c22c0]

Went to Vegas to meet him and ... yeah.

[quote="Jin-Roh":b739c][quote=lasagna]

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Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":b739c

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Originally Posted by KTOG

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Originally Posted by Himmler

Let me guess, your mom is a brain surgeon and your dad is this man:

[img]http://www.dontmindme.com/graphics/monopolyguy.png[/img]

happy: hahahaha

I met Himmler's dad. He is cool. happy:

...how?[/quote:b739c]

Went to Vegas to meet him and ... yeah.[/quote:b739c]

I have know Jin-Fucker for like 2 years. I am the reason he is here, i linked him to some posts and he joined.

Now they have a reason to hate you.

[quote="Jin-Roh":41665]Now they have a reason to hate you.[/quote:41665]

i was thinking that as soon as i posted... cry:

I tried cashing my check at Walmart. Those fags said I needed ID. So I was "given" a "free" candy bar.

[quote="Jin-Roh":0b2c4]I tried cashing my check at Walmart. Those fags said I needed ID. So I was "given" a "free" candy bar.[/quote:0b2c4]Oh what a bad-ass. you stole a candy bar from a company that employs mentally retarded people as the store greeters. annoy:

[quote=Coleman]

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Originally Posted by "Jin-Roh":d344f

I tried cashing my check at Walmart. Those fags said I needed ID. So I was "given" a "free" candy bar.

Oh what a bad-ass. you stole a candy bar from a company that employs mentally retarded people as the store greeters. annoy:[/quote:d344f]
I didn't steal anything. rolleyes:

Stop the jedi mind tricks!! mwah: