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Jin-Roh 07-23-2005 03:10 AM

dr nein is the man with the plan. rock:

Miscguy 07-23-2005 03:16 AM

I fully support killing her, and you never breeding.

Mr.Buttocks 07-23-2005 06:10 AM

Break into her house and shit in her shoes.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 07-23-2005 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna
she "squirted" all over it

Thats sexy, whats her numba? Could do with a girl like her in this hot weather... Kinda like a grass sprinkler biggrin:

Madmartagen 07-23-2005 10:51 PM

take her to small claims court and use the money to buy a new pc.

snipes 07-23-2005 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
take her to small claims court and use the money to buy a new pc.


Milla 07-24-2005 03:11 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c3616]Break into her house and shit in her shoes.[/quote:c3616]

i dunno why but that made me laugh for quite sometime.

Johnj 07-24-2005 05:31 AM

Most likely your power supply is toast. Examine the motherboard and make sure it's dried out before you replace the power supply.

Jimbo@ 07-24-2005 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rdeyes
no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police


haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.

Coleman 07-24-2005 10:00 AM

[quote=Milla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":b7cb0
Break into her house and shit in her shoes.

i dunno why but that made me laugh for quite sometime.[/quote:b7cb0]i think it might have been the "shit in her shoes" part biggrin: that got me laughing

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 07-24-2005 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snipes
Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
take her to small claims court and use the money to buy a new pc.


[img]http://ihumor.net/jokepics/judgejudy.jpg[/img]

Madmartagen 07-24-2005 03:33 PM

id fuck the shit out of judge judy until she gave me a get out of jail free card.

rdeyes 07-24-2005 04:29 PM

[quote="Jimbo@":cb45b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by rdeyes
no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police


haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.[/quote:cb45b]

hey fuck you motherfucker , if was gonna get her out of my house i would have drug her out by her fucking hair , i dont feel like going to jail over a woman , so go fuck yourself you son of a bitch

Scalping Chief 07-24-2005 04:55 PM

[quote="Jimbo@":26945]
Quote:

Originally Posted by rdeyes
no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police


haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.[/quote:26945]
What was he supposed to do? Be a tough guy and hurt a women?

Pyro 07-24-2005 05:35 PM

Shoot her.


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