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Short Hand 07-28-2005 12:40 PM

ugh, I hate charmin, But cottonelle = dreammmmm, give it a precise fold and in 3 wipes all major damage is cleaned, then I like to go in with either 2 more folders and sometimes.... YEs sometimes I send in a crumpler for extra measure, to hit the hard to reach regions.

Stammer 07-28-2005 12:41 PM

Folder

rock:

Akuma 07-28-2005 01:34 PM

Sort of a mix, but I'd say more of a crumple.

Pyro 07-28-2005 01:58 PM

Folder.

Doctor Duffy 07-28-2005 02:39 PM

Im a.....pooper.
[img]http://www3.telus.net/tlc4abs/Pull%20On%20Diaper.jpg[/img]

c312 07-28-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
I havent been a crumpler since I was 5. I dont know why you would, it is a waste of paper. As a folder, you can get in 2 sloppy wipes or even 3 normal ones using consecutive folds. As a crumpler, you get one wipe in, and your done, I guess you could try to fold the crumpled mass but you always are risking poop on your fingers with that method.

wait, so you fold it then wipe then fold the same peice over itself and wipe again??!?!

crumpler

Coleman 07-28-2005 03:46 PM

[img]http://www.pablo.dk/marine/tecma/tecma%20indbygget%20bidet%20wws.jpg[/img]

Crazy Canadian 07-28-2005 03:51 PM

both

Chronic Diarrhea 07-28-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
[img]http://www.pablo.dk/marine/tecma/tecma%20indbygget%20bidet%20wws.jpg[/img]

The toilet is shooting a fat load.

Mr.Buttocks 07-28-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
[img]http://www.pablo.dk/marine/tecma/tecma%20indbygget%20bidet%20wws.jpg[/img]


Soggy sack.

Eight Ace 07-28-2005 04:40 PM

I simply pull the continuos sheeting between my cheeks until the brownage stops appearing.

Nyck 07-28-2005 04:54 PM

crumple

6z-8-z=4(z+10) 07-28-2005 04:57 PM

[quote=geRV]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "6z-8-z=4(z+10)":f3a0d
i use my hand

Be pretty hard to use toilet paper without your hand eh. oOo: Unless you wrapped it around something jutting out of a wall and slammed and grinded your gaping asshole against it.

Anyway, folder.[/quote:f3a0d]
spank:

Doctor Duffy 07-28-2005 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c312
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
I havent been a crumpler since I was 5. I dont know why you would, it is a waste of paper. As a folder, you can get in 2 sloppy wipes or even 3 normal ones using consecutive folds. As a crumpler, you get one wipe in, and your done, I guess you could try to fold the crumpled mass but you always are risking poop on your fingers with that method.

wait, so you fold it then wipe then fold the same peice over itself and wipe again??!?!

crumpler

Haha, I do the same. rock:

c312 07-28-2005 05:44 PM

eek: that's disgusting...


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