Oh God, my dorm hall experience last year was memorable, but also shitty. Our rooms were so small, and my roommate piled all of his clothes on the floor so you had to get a ladder to climb over it to get to my side, but other than that we fucked with a lot of people. Our neighbor next door always left his door unlocked and all of his internet stuff open, so I went into his Facebook profile and changed everything to make him sound gay. It went unnoticed for 2-3 days until he checked his messages, and he had about 3 fags message him asking about him. You could hear him yell, "GODDAMNIT!" all the way down the hall. I made a point to change my Facebook password so the same fate would not happen to me.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7e7d3]Oh God, my dorm hall experience last year was memorable, but also shitty. Our rooms were so small, and my roommate piled all of his clothes on the floor so you had to get a ladder to climb over it to get to my side, but other than that we fucked with a lot of people. Our neighbor next door always left his door unlocked and all of his internet stuff open, so I went into his Facebook profile and changed everything to make him sound gay. It went unnoticed for 2-3 days until he checked his messages, and he had about 3 fags message him asking about him. You could hear him yell, "GODDAMNIT!" all the way down the hall. I made a point to change my Facebook password so the same fate would not happen to me.[/quote:7e7d3]ROFL! happy:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1adf0][quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":1adf0]did you just not just start college like a week ago?! wow you guys sure do get off to a quick start.[/quote:1adf0]yeh, thats what i was thinking..[/quote:1adf0]yeah, we started about 10 days ago. We're real tight though which is pretty cool.

He came in last night (this morning) at 4:00am. He was so pissed off about the icons on his background. He couldn't figure out what was going on lol. Then I felt bad and helped him with that. BUT i didn't tell him about his buddy icon. I'm waiting to see how long it takes for someone to tell him his buddy icon is some butch chick.

He was at least like...drunk when he brought her home right...it really isn't an excuse...but at least it makes it look better than if he was sober.

my mates favourite saying: Never go to bed with an ugly chick, may wake up with one though. happy:

He "claims" he was drunk the next day. He was NOT drunk which was really obvious. he had 2 beers...piss water cheap beer too.

why would he bust it in his pants?! LOL i must have missed that line the first time. LOL

goatse and tub*girl are no longer active url's... cry:

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":ec518]why would he bust it in his pants?! LOL i must have missed that line the first time. LOL[/quote:ec518]

I would have felt so dirty... The next morning i would cringe at the feeling of waking up..... having my pants full of dead Jr's...ugh....

lol i have no clue why he'd want to tell us that...

He hasn't found out about his buddy icon yet happy:

lol @ this thread

Your sister keeps giving me "the look" in timmies.

"...the hell you lookin at" look?

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You have a pic of this guy?

I am sure I do. I've taken a good amount of pictures in 10 days. Let me check to see if I can crop him out of one.