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In Ventrilo:
person #1: Damn he (me) has a deep voice. Person #2 he must be black person #1: but I think he's white. BMX (White): "If you're white, get the fuck out." laff. |
Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has tourettes syndrome] Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaraunt suddenly turns silent] Larry David: [remembering seeing some kids who'd shaven their heads in support of their friend who had cancer] Just once I'd like to help someone out like that. [in his head] Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore! Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock! Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole cuntpiss and balls! Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch! Susie Greene: [Just walks in to the restaurant; Thinks Cheryl was talking to her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT! Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker! Cheryl's father: Aah....Cunninlingus! French Kissing! Jeff's father: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O! [everyone starts laughing] |
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
-- Bruce Cambpell, "Army of Darkness" Smokey: "You know what they say, 'The older the berry, the sweeter the juice'." Craig: "Yo, that's 'The BLACKER the berry, the sweeter the juice!'" Smokey: "Yeah, she blacker than a motherfucker too." -- Chris Tucker/Ice Cube, "Friday" Rick James: "Why you hit me, Charlie?" Charlie Murphy: "Because you hit me, man!" Rick James: "That was WEEKS ago, motherfucker, I'm partyin!" -- Dave Chappelle/Charlie Murphy, "Chappelle's Show: Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories" |
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"alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up, see this? this is my BOOM-stick ,its a 12 guage duable barrel remington, S-smart top of the line, you find this in the sporting goods department..." |
"You owe me one jelly do-nut!!!"
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"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
- George W.Bush. |
"There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were." –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony
"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." –Bill Clinton |
"We'll smoke em out of their holes" George Bush.. oOo:
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Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
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"my mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch"
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