Everybody knows my niga jesus only eats crackers and cheese washed down by a vintage pinot noir....

You know the whole Jews killing Jesus thing was added in the Middle Ages right? The Romans didn't like Jesus because he was a threat and represented great change in thought, thus he was subsequently killed.

The Jewish people chose Jesus to be killed and Barabus to be freed. Pilate let the people decide and that's how they decided. To keep the people happy, Pilate condemned Jesus to death.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKERS, THIS ISNT AN ARGUEMENT ON HOW, BY WHO AND WHY JESUS DIED.

ITS WHAT THE MOTHA FUCKER WOULD WANT ON HIS PIZZA.

I think Jesus would like 2 of every animal on his pizza.

Bell ppers, turnips, honey bread... I dunno. Any thing in this book:

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[quote="Unknown_Sniper":fb48f]I think he would have a BBQ chicken with onions, a side of mozzarella sticks, and a beer.[/quote:fb48f]

I don't think Jesus is the kind of guy to choose BBQ Chicken over pizza.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he loved to eat BBQ chicken, but he didn't want to spend the time cleaning the sauce out of his beard.

Just cheese for me....sometimes pepperoni

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WTF BBQ
 

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I hate it how theres one fucker in the family who refuses to take any topping on their pizza except cheese..

Course, your sexyness makes up for it.

I made a pizza the other day with Cheese, Pepperoni, Ham, Pineapple, Gummy Bears, Skittles, Carrots, Anchovies, Rolo and Caramilk bars in the Crust. Sometimes you get so bored working at Pizza places that get no buisness.

Re: WTF BBQ
 

[quote="mr.miyagi":6ed58]oops dbl pst cuss:[/quote:6ed58]

you fucking idiot. for fuck sakes man, cant you do any fucing thing right? jesus christ you fucking failure. i cant believe just how fucking stupid you are. fuck you. spank:

[quote="Scalping Chief":c5af4]I made a pizza the other day with Cheese, Pepperoni, Ham, Pineapple, Gummy Bears, Skittles, Carrots, Anchovies, Rolo and Caramilk bars in the Crust. Sometimes you get so bored working at Pizza places that get no buisness.[/quote:c5af4]
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