wtf local governments

[quote="Jin-Roh":f616a]wtf local governments[/quote:f616a]

Yeah, its kind gay to create Local laws when State and National laws cancelled it out.

Like in FL, there are a whole bunch of ridiculous laws ...
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The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
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One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

[b]When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.[/b]

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

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PS: Having trouble w/ the BOLDING of words .. I highligh and ask to bold and its screws it up.

meh...america seems to give a shit about pot more than canada...

...ive never been in trouble for pot...only times i was close was when he got another urgent call and had to leave us lol.

The sale of funyuns and mountain dew in denver has tripled

it was almost passed in ann arbor last year for legalization. what a great city

[quote="Old Reliable":087c7]it was almost passed in ann arbor last year for legalization. what a great city[/quote:087c7]

Yea fucking right. Ann Arbor is nothing but yuppies, gays, punjambi's, and Theorists. Everyone from ann arbor is so fucked in the head its hilarious.

you'd probably love it

yep, and the nicest cars, nicest food, greatest campus, although the one way streets suck. better than having scum like you walking around, lol
i'll be there next week and week after that. woot hopefully i go to grad school there

[quote="Old Reliable":e0d19]yep, and the nicest cars, nicest food, greatest campus, although the one way streets suck. better than having scum like you walking around, lol
i'll be there next week and week after that. woot hopefully i go to grad school there[/quote:e0d19]

Best gay bars too..youll be chowing on man stalk in no time!

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You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.[/quote:a7136]

And you can help that by?

[quote="mR.cLeAn":a7136]It is considered an offense to shower naked.[/quote:a7136]
wtf? your supposed to shower with clothes on? How you supposed to clean your bits easilly with boxers on?

im not too familiar with the gay life in ann arbor, care to share experiences?

[quote="Old Reliable":b87a6]im not too familiar with the gay life in ann arbor, care to share experiences?[/quote:b87a6]

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Guess what county Ann Arbor is in.

um ok eek:

[quote="Old Reliable":e7372]um ok eek:[/quote:e7372]

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YEAH! Tripper and I= Butt Buddies 4EVA

Ive had nothing but fun in Ann Arbor, great party town. Never been approched by a guy, lots of hot girls and if you go on Apr 1st people watching is at its best!!!