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The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS. The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions? Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs. [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/soldier.jpg[/img] |
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Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top. Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well. [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/goering.gif[/img] My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 24% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 86% on antitolerant You scored higher than 63% on patriotic shocking. rolleyes: |
[quote:571cf]The Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance! [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/resistance.jpg[/img] My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 12% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 4% on antitolerant You scored higher than 63% on patriotic[/quote:571cf] |
The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS. The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions? Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs. [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/soldier.jpg[/img] You scored higher than 62% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 57% on antitolerant You scored higher than 86% on patriotic |
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance! [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/resistance.jpg[/img] Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic |
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John Wayne was a Nazi He liked to play SS Kept a picture of Apolph, Tucked in his cowboy vest Sure he would string up your mother Sure he would torture your pa Sure he would march you up to the wall Sure he would hang you by your last ball [Chorus:] He was a Nazi But not anymore He was a Nazi Life evens the score John Wayne slaughtered our Indian brothers Burned their villages and raped their mothers Now he has given them the white man's lord Live by this, or die by the sword [Chorus] John Wayne killed a lot of gooks in the war We don't give a fuck about John anymore We all heard his tale of blood and gore Just another pawn for the capitalist whore [Chorus] John Wayne wore an army uniform Didn't like us reds and fags that didn't conform Great white hero had so much nerve Lived much longer than he deserved [Chorus] Late show Indian or Mexican dies Klan propaganda legitimized Hypocrite coward never fought a real fight When I see John I'm ashamed to be white Death bed Christian of this you avowed If God's alive, you're roastin' now Well John, we got no regrets As long as you died a long and painful death |
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ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg[/img] omfg Wtf hitler?!?! BOW DOWN TO ME BITCHES! This couldnt be more wrong though lol |
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The Resistance Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance! [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/resistance.jpg[/img] You scored higher than 52% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 1% on antitolerant You scored higher than 61% on patriotic Fight the power! |
ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! [img]http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/nazi/hitler.jpg[/img] My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 66% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 87% on antitolerant You scored higher than 92% on patriotic If you liked my test, send it to your friends! |
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