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Judas 02-17-2006 02:16 PM
Dear RSA,
I love licking girls' assholes as well as their pussies. Is this normal/healthy?
Matt, U.S.

Matt,
Licking ass (aka tossing her salad) is perfectly normal, although a lot of people don't do it because of taboos about the butt, squeamishness, cleanliness issues, fear of disease, etc. However, asses are hot, the anal area is full of sensitive erotic nerve endings, and eating out a nice, clean asshole can be very pleasurable for both the giver and the receiver.

wintersforge 02-17-2006 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
Dear RSA,
I love licking girls' assholes as well as their pussies. Is this normal/healthy?
Matt, U.S.

Matt,
Licking ass (aka tossing her salad) is perfectly normal, although a lot of people don't do it because of taboos about the butt, squeamishness, cleanliness issues, fear of disease, etc. However, asses are hot, the anal area is full of sensitive erotic nerve endings, and eating out a nice, clean asshole can be very pleasurable for both the giver and the receiver.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jotun 02-17-2006 02:44 PM
ahahahahahahahaha.

wow.

Pyro 02-17-2006 02:48 PM
best advice ever.

Eight Ace 02-17-2006 03:10 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":c9649]wtf..why?[/quote:c9649]
because you can Jimmy, because you can.

[quote="Turd Burglar":c9649]Before i got this wolf shirt, i was saving up to have some ribs removed so i could suck my own cock.[/quote:c9649]
see Jimmy, that's some self-cock-sucking commitment right there
...why not take a leaf out of Turd Burglars book, eh?

Milla 02-17-2006 03:12 PM
[quote=Coleman]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Jimmy Paterson":0bfd1
wtf..why?
because you touch yourself at night[/quote:0bfd1]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter: Sir why did all the dinosaurs die off?
Teacher: Because You Touch Your self at night


happy:

Nyck 02-18-2006 07:52 PM
Dear RSA,
My boyfriend has a dick shaped like Captain Hook's right hand, if you know what I mean. Whenever we have sex it feels like he is inserting a curly fry up my vagina. Is there a medical procedure for un-bending his boomerang cock?
Tracy, Phoenix

Milla 02-18-2006 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
Dear RSA,
My boyfriend has a dick shaped like Captain Hook's right hand, if you know what I mean. Whenever we have sex it feels like he is inserting a curly fry up my vagina. Is there a medical procedure for un-bending his boomerang cock?
Tracy, Phoenix
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+ 1 that made my fucking night

Stammer 02-18-2006 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Judas
Dear RSA,
I love licking girls' assholes as well as their pussies. Is this normal/healthy?
Matt, U.S.

Matt,
Licking ass (aka tossing her salad) is perfectly normal, although a lot of people don't do it because of taboos about the butt, squeamishness, cleanliness issues, fear of disease, etc. However, asses are hot, the anal area is full of sensitive erotic nerve endings, and eating out a nice, clean asshole can be very pleasurable for both the giver and the receiver.
Oh god...

Milla 02-19-2006 01:19 AM
[quote=Milla][quote=Coleman][quote="Jimmy Paterson":4685d]wtf..why?[/quote]because you touch yourself at night[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter: Sir why did all the dinosaurs die off?
Teacher: Because You Touch Your self at night


happy:[/quote:4685d]

[url="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/6812/Family_Guy_Dinosaurs.html?autoplay=true"]http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/681 ... oplay=true[/url]

Himmler 02-19-2006 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
Dear RSA,
My boyfriend has a dick shaped like Captain Hook's right hand, if you know what I mean. Whenever we have sex it feels like he is inserting a curly fry up my vagina. Is there a medical procedure for un-bending his boomerang cock?
Tracy, Phoenix
hahhahahah happy:

CoMaToSe 02-19-2006 05:56 AM
was there a link somewhere in there?
EDIT: Oh. Um, wow Nyck. One may wonder why you were looking that up, but uh...

mr.miyagi 02-19-2006 08:27 AM
lol i remember when EightAce posted this a while back, the pictures are damn funny

Nyck 02-19-2006 08:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
was there a link somewhere in there?
EDIT: Oh. Um, wow Nyck. One may wonder why you were looking that up, but uh...
maybe because I had the flu this week and puked my guts out and in the process, pulled a muscle in my stomach. Or maybe I just want to suck my own dick.

Akuma 02-19-2006 12:37 PM
anyone who doesn't want to suck their own dick is a faggot


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