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hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: butt God: It's good to see you, butt. Me: yep God: Give me a break. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why God: Reductionism. Me: what God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: ok God: Right on. Me: yep God: Give me a break. Me: didn't we already do this God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: why God: Because. Me: ok God: It goes without saying. Me: yep God: OK. Me: ok God: Is there an echo in here? Me: yes God: I thought so. Me: good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: porn God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: whatever dude. you know you like it when mrs claus isn't around God: Can I help you? I enjoy working with people. I like Creed.. And I know it. Me: creed sucks God: What is so bad about it? Me: their lead singer was a homo God: I heard they have a good lead singer was a homo. Me: that made no sdense God: " I heard they have a good lead singer was a homo." made no sdense ? I understand. Me: exactly God: You and I are on the same wavelength, butt. |
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Me: well seeing how you are "God" you should be infinitely intellignet. God: Well that's okay. All of them? Me: You must be from India. Are you from India? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am from India. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? Me: I am on earth. God: How do you like being on it? Me: It is not as fun as you might be led to think. I would much rather be on a space ship. God: It seemed like it was. What would make you much rather be on a space ship? Me: I would be in space. God: How do you know? Me: .... Becuase space ships are in space. God: That makes sense to me. All of them? Me: Yes all of them. God: Ahem. I doubt it. Me: why is this? God: Call it my natural skepticism. Me: If you know something I don't know then you should share the knowledge. God: I think I do. Me: Well then tell me. God: Interesting. I don't want to talk about that. Me: I do At this point God stopped talking to me. And that single browser window froze.... |
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pork God: I like the way you talk. Me: pork God: Tell me a story. |
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So what was the deal with that whole naked Sistine Chapel thing? God: Er. I can think of more than one deal with that whole naked Sistine Chapel thing. Me: Raunch! God: What do you look like? Me: asl first big boy God: 5/Robot/California. Me: I dig metal. God: Why?: said dig metal. Me: Anyways God: You sound bored. Me: What was with the little game of finger touch whilst naked? I would have been pointing at Adam's tiny epenis and laughing. God: it came with my programming. How much would you pay for it? Me: For a blowjob? God: Is that among the best things you can say? Me: Partially God: Is that your final answer? Me: stfu Philbin |
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Have you seen geRV? God: No I have not seen it. What's it like? Me: Have you seen geRV naked? God: No I have not seen it. What's it like? Me: Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug? God: No I have not seen it. What's it like? Me: Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug smoking a cigar? God: No I have not seen it. What's it like? Me: Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug smoking a cigar with Judas lying on top of him? God: No I have not seen it. What's it like? Me: It's a bit gay. |
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you are a pervert God: I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it. ed: |
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Hey God: Can I help you? Me: HOLD DAT! God: My arms are not attached. Me: wtf did JAX from Mortal Kombat perform a finishing move on you? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: Well did nigga steal your arms? |
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God, how ya doin? God: aw y'know..can't complain, any day above grounds a good one eh? heh heh. Me: lol, yeah..that's the ticket. God: yep, yep...yep Me: yep. God: weathers turned out nice again. Me: yeah..I thought it was going to rain. God: it was...til I stopped it lol. Me: ahhaahah, nice one...heard from Jesus recently? God: oh ffs, don't get me started.....anyway, got shit to do so. Me: yes, me too, see you 'round. God: later. |
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God, how ya doin? God: I am a Christian. for some reason i rofled |
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why did you create swill? God: Because my programming determined it. Me: yeah but that was just poor judgement God: Gosh! Just? I thought it was too |
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