Gerard: At age 38, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.


cry: loney:

David: At age 84, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

damn, that's pretty accurate

Paulius: At age 71, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Acideyez: At age 85, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Paul: At age 58, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

the last one is the most accurate.

At age 102, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

I'd say! I wish I could just sleep until im 84!

Derek : At age 102, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

I'm not Jewish! biggrin:

[quote="Art Attack":2eec4]Cale Hightower: At age 83, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.


oOo:[/quote:2eec4]

Karma, bitch

"CoMa7oSe: At age 55, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years."

OR

"Chris Seitz: At age 91, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish."

I refreshed until I found the most realistic one:

Mark: At age 39, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Andy: At age 91, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


....Sounds about right.

tommy: At age 78, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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Ger: At age 77, in a fire.

Daniel: At age 84, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

aM reunion tour? biggrin:

#1 song, you filthy fucking cunt n00b.

Chris: At age 63, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.


Me = Win