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geRV 07-05-2006 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Computers are hilarious in movies too. There are too many to mention but one that always drives me nuts is that every ENTER keystroke is met with an old school "beep".

That would drive me batshit.

Or the usual ACCESS DENIED in foot high flashing red letters when someones trying to hack into something. biggrin:

Sgt>Stackem 07-05-2006 02:22 PM

how about the "microwave bombs" that always seem to tick to zero when the bad guy enters the room

Art Attack 07-05-2006 03:02 PM

^ you mean every steven segal movie.

07-05-2006 03:33 PM

Let's not forget Natalia and Boris's conversations over the internet in Goldeneye.

"I need 23 modems" made me laugh.

m00nraker 07-05-2006 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Acideyez
Let's not forget Natalia and Boris's conversations over the internet in Goldeneye.

"I need 23 modems" made me laugh.

"Send Spike, American Shlugheads!"

lasagna 07-06-2006 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by m00nraker
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acideyez
Let's not forget Natalia and Boris's conversations over the internet in Goldeneye.

"I need 23 modems" made me laugh.

"Send Spike, American Shlugheads!"

"By God! I'm Invincible!"

Coleman 07-06-2006 12:57 AM

or how about when someone does some sort of physical activity in a movie (i.e, running, rollar skating, playing basketball/volleyball/etc.) they ALWAYS sweat profusely? They have HUGE arm pit stains; the back of their shirt is drenched neatly down the middle; their chest has a nice neat sweat streak down the center.

lasagna 07-06-2006 01:20 AM

One of the worst cliches, most recently in this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393735/

Where the father doesnt love and puts pressure on his kid to play football (or any sport for that matter)

Tripper 07-06-2006 02:07 AM

I'm sick of movies starring some famous actor who plays a coach of some youth team that becomes unlikely champions of sports like Basketball, Football, Baseball etc.
OVER FUCKING DONE. WHY DO THEY KEEP RELEASING THESE MOVIES?

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 07-06-2006 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper
I'm sick of movies starring some famous actor who plays a coach of some youth team that becomes unlikely champions of sports like Basketball, Football, Baseball etc.
OVER FUCKING DONE. WHY DO THEY KEEP RELEASING THESE MOVIES?

[img]http://www.famous-couple.com/pics/emilio_estevez.jpg[/img]

This man needs more shoes!!!!

Jin-Roh 07-06-2006 02:53 PM

computer thing: A person's computer will have a personal password interface... with their face one it and stuff.. like on Superman Returns and Jurassic Park and Goldeneye?

Tripper 07-06-2006 03:35 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":593f4]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I'm sick of movies starring some famous actor who plays a coach of some youth team that becomes unlikely champions of sports like Basketball, Football, Baseball etc.
OVER FUCKING DONE. WHY DO THEY KEEP RELEASING THESE MOVIES?

[img]http://www.famous-couple.com/pics/emilio_estevez.jpg[/img]

This man needs more shoes!!!![/quote:593f4]

Well, that's not as bad, while those movies weren't the first of their kind they had necessary aspects of originality - I liked them.

These days it feels like they have a new group of losers with some famous actor coaching them and inspiring them in some way every few weeks.

Arkan 07-06-2006 04:07 PM

Whenever anything catches fire, it explodes. It can even be a wooden fence.

When someone gets shot with a handgun, it just blows them off their feet and through a pane of glass.

Cars that get into an accident during a chase never seem to get flats or just stall out.

Every single time you need to call for help on a phone, the friggin' wire is cut.

....and every single time you need to start a car to get away, the battery is dead.


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