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Mr.Buttocks 08-18-2006 07:20 AM

Black people have denser bones.

Doctor Duffy 08-18-2006 10:52 AM

lol, yeah, I noticed this a lot in the swimming pools... all the black kid's would always be in the shallow end, but never once was there any in the deep

eeves 08-18-2006 11:48 AM

i got bs on this. last month i went to a water park and saw this little black kid do flips like a pro..... (he had a beer belly and a fro)

Jimmy Paterson 08-18-2006 11:49 AM

its the same way in bootcamp

Doctor Duffy 08-18-2006 11:50 AM

Yeah, but that was just ONE kid. That's like saying one hispanic kid doesnt like tacos, so it would only make sense that the entire population doesnt like tacos.

gtboys34 08-18-2006 02:35 PM

[quote="Baby Dick Gruff":83f13]Yeah, but that was just ONE kid. That's like saying one hispanic kid doesnt like tacos, so it would only make sense that the entire population doesnt like tacos.[/quote:83f13]

what? i dont get what you're saying

Pyro 08-18-2006 03:00 PM

From experience with teaching people to swim...

Blacks seem to have trouble staying afloat in the water...they need to use twice the effort to stay up with kicking than most people.

Brown people can swim...but they look so awkward because they're stiff.

Stammer 08-18-2006 04:03 PM

[img]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b23/Stammering/1154819052193.jpg[/img]

TonyMontana 08-18-2006 04:07 PM

LOL

gtboys34 08-18-2006 04:27 PM

HAHA!

Tripper 08-18-2006 07:14 PM

roflmfao....please tell me you know the artist?

WidowMaker555 08-18-2006 08:20 PM

black people really are horribly swimmers, they get 2 options in swimming 1. is to drown 2. is to almost drown

Arch 08-18-2006 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WidowMaker555
black people really are horribly swimmers, they get 2 options in swimming 1. is to drown 2. is to almost drown

you can't forget number 3....

3. drown because of the weight of the t.v oOo: oOo: oOo:

gtboys34 08-18-2006 08:23 PM

screw ya'll all

1) i can swim
2) all my black friends i grew up with can swim as well

WidowMaker555 08-18-2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
screw ya'll all

1) i can swim
2) all my black friends i grew up with can swim as well

only cuz your titties are so long you can rap them around your shoulders to make floaties


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