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Teh Milkman's heard of bagged milk, no doubt.

For the life of me, i can not remember, what made us think that we were wise and we'd never compromise.

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i'm white!!!

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calmdown:

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."

God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shall not steal"
"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."

^^ololol

free. kinda like the car you received

go to 92b for items and pornos of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz being triple teamed by the lion, the tin can man and the scarecrow..Erotic

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":67dc6]free. kinda like the car you received[/quote:67dc6]

lol