heil stammer for what we all really need

[quote="Simo Häyhä":52227]lol seriously. If you've ever wondered why girls dont talk to you in real life i suggest reading over your aim conversation. you fail at life fatty[/quote:52227]

I mean, yeah, fuck, words escape me.

Nice going man, with a smooth talking mouth like yours you should be raping chicks in no time.

were that a regular conversation i probably wouldnt have seen fit to post it.

However, given the unusual levels of tardation throughout, I thought it would make good fodder for this lot

But you see, your "tardation" just comes off to everybody as being fucking stupid. Hell I'll post one of my "tard" AIM convos to a girl here so people can compare the two:

MaggieMoo06: ur gay
UT HORNS VY: yeah
MaggieMoo06: lol
UT HORNS VY: why do you always call me gay?
UT HORNS VY: do you want to have a gay fetish with me or something?
UT HORNS VY: because if you do, I'm totally gay (I mean game)
MaggieMoo06: lol
MaggieMoo06: this is why I love u
MaggieMoo06: u should hang out with us more
UT HORNS VY: no, I'm ranked higher in life than you
MaggieMoo06: how so?
UT HORNS VY: because I have a penis
MaggieMoo06: that's sexist
MaggieMoo06: i don't like u anymore
UT HORNS VY: stop lying
UT HORNS VY: that's like Boy George saying he doesn't like big pulsating cocks
MaggieMoo06: eww
UT HORNS VY: I jizzed

difference is, I dont know this girl. She just added me one day because our mutual friend told her she should.

If I pulled this same thing with somebody I knew, it would go differently.

abnormal ejaculations

[quote="Simo Häyhä":f572a]abnormal ejaculations[/quote:f572a]
this man speaks true loney:

The whole wallowing in self-pity is total gayness as well. At least pick yourself up off the ground, loser. Nobody likes a pathetic fucker who can't get his shit together. You're a total useless mess. At least if you didn't drown yourself in your own bullshit you wouldn't be seen as such a tit.

Otherwise you may as well just get extra fat again and hopefully die.

diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

so why post this?

were you exepecting a LOL, or a ROFLMAO

perhaps a LOLMAYO?

The best part is we...er I mean "they" be able to say "FinalSL posted your screen name on a public internet forum"

AIM seems to attract homos and strange GAYFAGS.