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[quote=Nyck]

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Originally Posted by "TGB!":4089d

You really think this title isnt going to sell gangbusters (well technically - or logically - the most it would sell is 500K)? Cmon.

Did somebody insult sony playstaion?!?!?!

[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/LOL/tgbsignal.jpg[/img][/quote:4089d]

rofl.

TGB = Tupac Shakur. I've found the answer.

[quote=Nyck][quote="TGB!":7737b][b][color=indigo]You really think this title isnt going to sell gangbusters (well technically - or logically - the most it would sell is 500K)? Cmon.[/color][/b][/quote]

Did somebody insult sony playstaion?!?!?![/quote:7737b]

[color=indigo][b]Cmon, you should know by now how this goes:

Your wife gives you back your Temporary Balls™, you get all jiggy and think "yea - im a big boy now, lemme fire up my l337 internets connection and get HARDC0RE!", you insult me, then I, after a rousing game of "shove my dick in a female that doesnt require me to reenforce my bed with steel posts", happen to chance by the forums, see your as usual lame attempt at a rip, then in a sublime moment of internet smackdownage let loose with a patented TGB! Cock-Slap, and you are forced to "fire up" BF2142 to let off some steam - instead of yanno, getting out of the house with the family (although getting You-Know-Who out of one position other than face down in a 2-for-1 Bucket Of KFC, original recipie - just might not be worth it).

The only question now is - where will your bitch ass run to THIS TIME; 92Bengals obviously didnt work out too hot for ya. . .maybe eBaums - hang out with your own kind, or if you REALLY wanted to be with likeminded people, [url="http://www.TrailerParkBBW.com"]http://www.TrailerParkBBW.com[/url]? - might be more your speed. . .so lets just fast-forward this shall we and just say "Hasta La Huego" NYCK. . .come back when you realize GF1.com and Comatose is all youve got. . ."

We'll be waitin for ya. . .[/b][/color]

OH SHIT NGR DIDNT!!!

oOo:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":42d6c]

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Originally Posted by geRV

Suprised so many people have said resistence looks like crap (on multiple forums), that was one of sonys big release titles. ed:

I'm not at all. "OH LOOK ANOTHER CONSOLE FPS GAME WOOT!!"

Console FPS games are fucking ass. Unless consoles get smart and make a keybord/mouse compatibility with console FPS games, they will continue to suck cock. You just can't have fun with a console FPS game when the fucking controller is so gay that it takes 5 seconds just to get the crosshairs on a small target 100 yards away.[/quote:42d6c]

I agree.
Only the N64 combined with Rare making the game...EVER made an FPS work perfectly on a console.

not goin any where player and you really need to get the KFC off the mind, hit up with gtboys and he can fwd you the coupon he got in his email.

I dont even own bf2142 nor have played a game in months so you need to come up with something better than that. Your game is seriously slipping you need to start checking some facts and figures before you try to step, because your shit is weaker than grandma tgb's osteoporosis laced bones.

I would think you would come with something more than your lame ass KFC, fat women, trailer park insults.

I'm totally happy with my life, you though seem so angry about everything.

you should go lay back jerk off to your lex steele's - black on blonde 57 while double fisting laminated pictures of britney and paris then take a nice refreshing dump smoking a nice menthol Newport cigarette and reading your latest http://www.nbra.info/ newsletter

maybe then everyone won't think of you as an obnoxious know-it-all douche bag

and Buck seriously you hang off more nuts than a fucking cotton dingleberry I dont even need to waste anymore time on your wannabe ass, you are exactly like the little short wigger brother who hangs in crowds with his big brother and just agrees with everyone else to try and look cool. shouldnt you be off making a 18 picture thread about some meaningless task you did

HAY GUYS I DID LAUNDRY TODAY

CHECK IT OUT I SEPERATED THE WHITES FROM COLORS..LOLZ
*PICTURE*

HEY HERE I AM POURING THE LIQUID IN THE MACHINE...LOOK I MADE IT LOOK LIKE IM PEEING IT OUT...TEEHEE
*IMAGE WITH STUPID FACE *

OMG IM TRANSFERRING IT TO THE DRYER
*IMAGE*

LOLZ I LIKE THE TEDDY BEAR FABRIC SOFTNER SHEETS
*IMAGE*

HAY GUYS IM FOLDING THE CLOTHES NOW
*IMAGE*
PS HAY GUYZ LOOK I CAN HAVE A NICHE TOO FANCY COLORED FONT MAKES ME STAND OUT

[quote:3fd71]not goin any where player and you really need to get the KFC off the mind, hit up with gtboys and he can fwd you the coupon he got in his email.[/quote:3fd71]

KFC is good so long as, you know, you dont require it to live. When your wife is starting to sweat KFC-Gravy, I think its time for you to step in and run an intervention:

"Baby, I love you - but man cannot live on crispy and original recipe chicken alone!"

[quote:3fd71]I dont even own bf2142 nor have played a game in months so you need to come up with something better than that. Your game is seriously slipping you need to start checking some facts and figures before you try to step, because your shit is weaker than grandma tgb's osteoporosis laced bones. [/quote:3fd71]

Well yanno, I stopped subscribing to the NYCK WEST NEWSLETTER many moons ago. Wait. No I didnt. I just dont give a shit about your life enough to care to get the facts straight.

[quote:3fd71]you should go lay back jerk off to your lex steele's - black on blonde 57 while double fisting laminated pictures of britney and paris then take a nice refreshing dump smoking a nice menthol Newport cigarette and reading your latest http://www.nbra.info/ newsletter [/quote:3fd71]

See heres the thing Tonto - I'm PHYSICALLY attracted to the chicks I fuck. So the only time I need to yank it is when Im not in the mood for pussy or yanno, have a boner before I go to bed. . .just feels good. You on the other hand, you married "INNER-BEAUTY" - which is just like saying "Fuck it, I'm not gonna get any better than this - better just make the most of it." I DONT have the problem man, so I cant relate. I really, really, REALLY wish I could though. Really.

[/quote]maybe then everyone won't think of you as an obnoxious know-it-all douche bag [/quote]

My goal on the internet isnt to be liked so that I have somewhere to run to when I realize that (especially after having a kid with it) Im stuck here, in Hicks-Ville. For life. Until I die. But shes got inner-beauty. . .so Im sure it all works out.

And yea - me and Buck. Fucking two peas in a pod.

In Summary: You cant win. Period. So just keep trolling the internet to look for stories about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and K-Fed, so you can remind yourself that youre better than them because youre not having sex with physically attractive people but "real people" with "real issues", and that you have to actually budget the money you spend instead of being able to have whatever you want; and then when you find all these stories post each and everyone of them in their own individual thread so you can repeatedly tell us what shitty lives they have, and indirectly what a Super-Fantastic life you have. . .and then we will pretend to not know that secretly youd leave your wife and kid for Spears or Hilton if they promised to make you their Man-Slut™ - hell even for K-Fed if he asked you to suck his dick for 2000 dollars.

Carry on soldier.

wow way to recycle the same shit again and I can't believe you like disgusting ass KFC, maybe ill eat it when I need to clear out my guts in a nice gravy induced diarrhea fit

you used

kfc
fat
inner beauty
trailer.

its like you have hot keys for that shit

F5 - KFC GRAVY

continue to fuck your trashy white/hispanic hoochie mommas who have daddy issues so they sleep with a black man to scorn him.

we all know the type..they wear the black hair-do's even though it looks just like greasy hair thats tye-dyed and burned,
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/b1.jpg[/img]

they all talk like they are straight of the jerry springer show, they probably all have one fatherless child.

don't try and act like you are hitting some primo shit when you are getting the gristle off the steak

My review thread has been kfc'd ffs. plzdie:

hahahaha oh wow happy: TGB and Nyck of today are like Strik0r and Bazooka Joe of 01-03 happy:

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Originally Posted by geRV

My review thread has been kfc'd ffs. plzdie:

lol sorry.

OT

this is the game where WW2 never took place but its like 1952 and you fight space aliens right.

Looked pretty bad ass I would play it

Hey, guess what?

Fuck off.

Nyck, shut the fuck up and post more ebaums, fuckwad sleeping:

[quote:8e857]wow way to recycle the same shit again and I can't believe you like disgusting ass KFC, maybe ill eat it when I need to clear out my guts in a nice gravy induced diarrhea fit [/quote:8e857]

Thats the great thing about not being a fat fuck - I can eat ANYTHING I want, crap it out, and not have to worry about it expanding my rolls of fat into another zipcode.

[quote:8e857]continue to fuck your trashy white/hispanic hoochie mommas who have daddy issues so they sleep with a black man to scorn him.[/quote:8e857]

I could care less why they sleep with me. . .I mean what the fuck - yea I'm gonna marry anyone of them. . .lol - you say all that shit like its an insult Tonto - it really isnt. . .

[quote:8e857]don't try and act like you are hitting some primo shit when you are getting the gristle off the steak[/quote:8e857]

Guy, I could be fucking the shit end of a Mad-Cow diseased pig, and it would STILL be better than the shit you're chained to. FOR LIFE.

Deal. With. It. Or dont. Either way, noone gives a shit. They really dont; newsflash - you are TOLERATED here. I dont even know why I still insult you anymore - the fun has gone out of it. You want to bitch about monotony (look it up, ill wait); the only thing that even springs forth from your fingers is some tired reference to some racial cliche you happened to catch on TV, and some nonsensical random bullshit phrase strung together. . .oh and the posts keeping us updated about the goings on of celebrities you cant stand, but cant seem to SHUT THE FUCK UP about. Yea, youre Mr. Keep Us On Our Toes are ya -

So, in further summation - keep your mouth shut - and you wont turn threads into another painful reminder of why my life is heads and shoulders above yours.