Maybe I could use 1 square if I shat a brick and it came through my sphincter and anus clean.

that would be impossible...only those lucky shits when you pretty much don't even need one would be ok.

What the hell would we do on taco night?

Get a sheet of toilet paper the size of a bed sheet. biggrin:

I bet she uses half a roll to wipe her snatch.

Fucking kunts.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/print?id=3071833

Moar bad joeks.

stupid:

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i shit ina box. plz lok this thred
-metzger

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[quote:9ddac]Chronic Diarrhea
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Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit...

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With a name like yours that's hardly viable.

WIPE YO' SLIT BITCH - YOU BE DRIBBLIN' ON MY NEW SHEEPSKIN RUG

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5dee3][quote:5dee3]Chronic Diarrhea
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Posts: 3869
Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit...

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With a name like yours that's hardly viable.[/quote:5dee3]

I shit bricks. The name is just a formality.

I use 3 squares 1 up, 1 down and the 3rd to polish the_finger:

**UPDATE** Crow says it was just a joke. OK, nice cover up. oOo:

holy fuck roflllll

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the only thorough clean