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Chronic Diarrhea 04-23-2007 03:15 PM

Maybe I could use 1 square if I shat a brick and it came through my sphincter and anus clean.

Pyro 04-23-2007 10:21 PM

that would be impossible...only those lucky shits when you pretty much don't even need one would be ok.

Proteus 04-23-2007 10:24 PM

What the hell would we do on taco night?

geRV 04-23-2007 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
What the hell would we do on taco night?

Get a sheet of toilet paper the size of a bed sheet. biggrin:

Arkan 04-23-2007 10:43 PM

I bet she uses half a roll to wipe her snatch.

Fucking kunts.

Stammer 04-24-2007 01:12 PM

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/print?id=3071833

Moar bad joeks.

stupid:

Simo Häyhä 04-24-2007 02:49 PM

[img]http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9176/1164744833764at1.jpg[/img]
i shit ina box. plz lok this thred
-metzger

Milla 04-24-2007 05:19 PM

[img]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/grayrr/ibtl.gif[/img]

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-24-2007 05:24 PM

[quote:9ddac]Chronic Diarrhea
General of the Army


Joined: 05 Jun 2002
Posts: 3869
Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit...

[/quote:9ddac]

With a name like yours that's hardly viable.

Mr.Buttocks 04-24-2007 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
maybe she was thinking as a girl when they gotta clean their little slits after going #1 (Worst wording of any posts I ever made ha)


WIPE YO' SLIT BITCH - YOU BE DRIBBLIN' ON MY NEW SHEEPSKIN RUG

Chronic Diarrhea 04-24-2007 06:05 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5dee3][quote:5dee3]Chronic Diarrhea
General of the Army


Joined: 05 Jun 2002
Posts: 3869
Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit...

[/quote:5dee3]

With a name like yours that's hardly viable.[/quote:5dee3]

I shit bricks. The name is just a formality.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- 04-24-2007 07:21 PM

I use 3 squares 1 up, 1 down and the 3rd to polish the_finger:

Chronic Diarrhea 04-24-2007 07:27 PM

**UPDATE** Crow says it was just a joke. OK, nice cover up. oOo:

Tripper 04-24-2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milla
[img]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l1/grayrr/ibtl.gif[/img]

holy fuck roflllll

strvs 04-25-2007 01:15 AM

[img]http://www.oldhouseweb.com/stories/bitmaps/13342/garnet1.jpg[/img]

the only thorough clean


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