if world war 2 never happened then i would not exist as my german grand mother had it off with an american trooper post ww2. so thank you for starting the war hitler.

I got arrested for the first time on Saturday night & spent 7 hours in a cell for something I didn't do cuss:

Now I'm on bail & have to return in a month for criminal damage, this makes me officially gangsta.

haha fluf. what for?

i actually "almost" got arrested for trespassing on friday night on the roof of my elementary school. cops showed up and threatened us with a helicopter and k-9 unit if we didn't get the fuck down. asked wtf we were doing and there. our response: "reminiscing".

I have a single patch of red hair i've had my entire life, the rest of my hair is brown.. eek:

same but mines gray.

i am gojira.


i also had a run-in with the police, because this douche bag kid that was following us around threw a bike in an inlet. The douchebag who did it and some other kids ran, but me and a friend stayed. We had to walk around like a quarter of a mile, then all the way back to fish the bike out of the water, then all the way back. :l

I chased a guy 200 metres down a street at full speed at 4am in the morning because he stole 6 pornos from the video store I work at. He freaked out at my persistence and dropped them all.

I cant remember If I posted about it....

Fact: I get more action than Buckweed.

not that I recall, but ROFL at porn thief.

Fact I learned to walk when I was 1 in the desert, and learned to drive when I was 3, in the desert.

The difference;
Buck's action is with women, yours, men.

You guys are some weird fuckers lol!!

oOo:

I have 36 scars of various sizes etc and have only ever had 3 stitches in my life!

That officially makes me like a terminator or chuck norris or some shit happy:

I can rest my genitals on the top of my head.

do tell

ive broken my arm 3 times (all on the same arm) and on the last break is was so bad that it resulted in me having 2 steel plates in my arm and I still have them to this day.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":46113]do tell[/quote:46113]

whut else u wanna know?

EDIT: It doesnt look like I posted anything - I wouldve, it was probably when the forums were down I guess.