reminds me of one time playing V2 (the original not the new map) on CKR about 4 months ago, i was an axis STG whore and spawned in the room with the trucks. naturally i started heading towards their spawn point to surprise them a little, i opened the door and went into the hallway where 4 very surprised allies were making their way down. one clip in a couple of seconds quickly took them out of commision, i was laughing so hard at the "damn strik0r save some for us" messages from my team that i didn't notice the bazookaman in front of me. of course he blew me away and somehow survived at point blank range with 5 health and went on to erradicate the rest of my team with an STG, where ever could he have gotten that?

all happened within the first 15 seconds, never had one quite like that again.

from 2 nights ago.... comments from screaming n00bs....
n00b killed by shotgun = "Shotgun whore!"
n00b killed by rocket = "Rocket faggot!"
n00b killed by grenade = "!@#$!@ spammer!"

n00b ambushed by someone hiding in bushes = "BUSH POOF!"

i was LMAO for the rest of the map. Ive now got it bound for quicksay when anyone kills me :)

r3mix

BUSH POOF!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

funny
 

The funniest thing I have found is every so often you catch someone hiding in the bush on Stalingrad and they think its the best spot ever.
:lol:

one time during a clan match everyone went to take the clan pics' & for one we decided to have one with the 2 teams together. someone accedently clubbed one of my team mates & he had a real quick temper, he turned around & used his pistol to shoot the guy right between the eyes. a guy from the other team then pulled out his rifle & shot my team mate so i then pulled out my shotgun & blasted away 3 of their guys with one shot & was reloading but i got killed by one of their guys...oh boy did we get yelled at after that..

another one was tonight where we were playing on a server & they host thought he would try his latest master peice of a mod...it only had one problem....there was so much gravity you would crater just standing there

[img]http://www.boomspeed.com/a89aries/cratered.jpg[/img]

playing with no gravity on Stalingrad with Snipers only was fun...watching people's dead bodies float away was some good s**t.

iv done it on stalingrad 2 & it was amazing! everyone was useing rockets though.

had a laugh a couple of nights ago, bear in mind the server is titled NXGN clan server, there's like 6 players with [NXGN] prefixes, and this guy called Sgt Donkey Dick ( good handle not ) starts hassling other players threatening to kick them for using shotguns.... I pointed out he wasn't the server admin, and got the reply "NOR U". At this point most of the clan start taking the piss out of him, he gets arsey with us, and threatens to kick US ? Ask him to settle down, he gets worse, and then says "go on then kick me, you can't u dumb fucks"....

rcon kickclient .....

Made me laugh anyway

The funnist thing i saw waz when i there was this noob shotgunner who thought he was so good and i bashed him with a pistol and he starts yelling u noob thats so cheap.



bigzooka: zooka: fire1: M16: M16: M16: M16: \


eatthis: eatthis: eatthis: eatthis: eatthis: eatthis:

was last week i think, this one guy kept getting killed and he called everyone who had shotguns newbs and everyone just told hime to stfu so a bunch of ppl switched to shotties and killed him over and over untill he finally left

playing on the WaffenSS server

omg people get so pissed at little thing....especially Anti Hero

it was pure him killing everyone then he does

FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU FUCKING NUMBNUTS MOTHER FUCKER

and I think I told some cujo[DOH] or someting like that I said yo mother a couple of times and he got pissed

mad funny moment
 

the FUNNIEST moment in my 3 months of playin mohaa came just 3 days ago... i was a shot gunner and i was in a room wit a ton of barells and beams...(the room wasnt that big) then another shot gunner entered the room and we literally spent 5 hours in a huge duel trying to kill each other... for ex. whenever i shot... RIGHT when i shot the guy ducked.. and we used up all our grenades and shot gun ammo until i finally manuevered my way around the barrels while he was reloading and shot him to death with my pistol... i left that room with exactly 3 health...

rofl pyro.. i remember that. i was so pissed then u got cujo so pissed and we all just freaked out haha

i think this is pretty funny
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/hiding.jpg[/img]

[quote="aNti hEro":30dc8]rofl pyro.. i remember that. i was so pissed then u got cujo so pissed and we all just freaked out haha

i think this is pretty funny
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/hiding.jpg[/img][/quote:30dc8]

sweet it shows one of my 2 kills from that game!