I'm gonna rob a store with my Richard Simmons..."LOSE THAT CASH REGISTER, FATTY!"

Did you hear about the guy who got stuck in a ventilation shaft trying to get into a store to rob it?
I guess he thought he was Kyle Katarn. (a character from a SW shooter where there are too many god-damned vents)

guy robbed a McDonalds about 5km from me with a wine cask..... you know looks like a tin-foil cushion.

apparently he said it was a bomb and they MUST have a hand-over-the-cash policy otherwise just would have pissed themselves laughing. he got caught a day later and told the cops he was just about to take the money back cause he felt bad LMAO

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