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10-12-2002 09:16 PM

I would ride Britney over Pink anyday. oOo:

Pyro 10-12-2002 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by zxcvnm
I would ride Britney over Pink anyday. oOo:

I hear that

ninty 10-12-2002 11:04 PM

w3rd

Recycled Spooge 10-12-2002 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by nOisetank
Well you've obviously never seen breasts before if you think britney's are fake. Fake breasts are easy to spot, they look like fucking cantelopes, britney does not have fake breasts. And at least she has some, unlike pink.

And just looking at pictures you can see britney has an amazing body. You seriously have to like men if you dont wanna hit that. She wore barely any makeup in crossroads and she was still hot

[img]http://www.hereinreality.com/news/britneyspears.jpg[/img]

Anyway, I also think that Spears has a smile that makes me want to smash her skull in, and actually I find her face annoying in general. I like women that have a noble look on their face, and not the face and facial expressions of a dumbass.

[img]http://i.timeinc.net/people/images/photo/gallery/bspears/1999c.jpg[/img]
"Please, break my face!"

ninty 10-12-2002 11:59 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":570e2]
Quote:

Originally Posted by nOisetank
Well you've obviously never seen breasts before if you think britney's are fake. Fake breasts are easy to spot, they look like fucking cantelopes, britney does not have fake breasts. And at least she has some, unlike pink.

And just looking at pictures you can see britney has an amazing body. You seriously have to like men if you dont wanna hit that. She wore barely any makeup in crossroads and she was still hot

[img]http://www.hereinreality.com/news/britneyspears.jpg[/img]

Anyway, I also think that Spears has a smile that makes me want to smash her skull in, and actually I find her face annoying in general. I like women that have a noble look on their face, and not the face and facial expressions of a dumbass.

[img]http://i.timeinc.net/people/images/photo/gallery/bspears/1999c.jpg[/img]
"Please, break my face!"[/quote:570e2]

Yeah... hake:

Recycled Spooge 10-13-2002 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ninty9
Yeah... hake:

You quoted that whole thing just to say one word? Please stop spamming, and the some goes for the rest of you "w00t" and "w3rd" crowd. Stop those lame spam posts!

Pyro 10-13-2002 12:32 AM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":18f1a]
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Yeah... hake:

You quoted that whole thing just to say one word? Please stop spamming, and the some goes for the rest of you "w00t" and "w3rd" crowd. Stop those lame spam posts![/quote:18f1a]

well a gracious w00t and w3rd to you too.

Recycled Spooge 10-13-2002 12:35 AM

[quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by "Recycled Spooge":79127
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Yeah... hake:

You quoted that whole thing just to say one word? Please stop spamming, and the some goes for the rest of you "w00t" and "w3rd" crowd. Stop those lame spam posts!

well a gracious w00t and w3rd to you too.[/quote:79127]
Would you like a gracious ban?

Pyro 10-13-2002 12:51 AM

If I deserve, then I guess the only answer I can give is yes.

Innoxx 10-13-2002 01:46 AM

True, Britney has a butterface (read: anything but her face). Pink's got a face even the most discriminating of men would be happy to come on. Britney's a virgin? pffftt!?! yeah and I'm Ron Jeremy, Britney's been around more than my sig. Anybody else notice than britney's getting kinda fat? Truth is, I'd never get with any of em, and the grass is greener on the otherside (read: girly thread).

JBird 10-13-2002 01:48 AM

i think britney is very good looking....i dont mind her face. pink should not even be in this comparison....it should be like britney or shakira or britney or jessica simpson....pink???? no way. btw i dont think i ever felt like bashing a chicks face in. eek: *deliverance music banjo playing

10-13-2002 01:49 AM

read the girlie thread? ed:

Innoxx 10-13-2002 01:52 AM

PFFFT!! Mandy Moore > Jessica Simpson. Why don't we get some real chicks on here, not some pop queen. Shakira is fine, but she shakes her ass too much and gravity WILL do it's part. Besides, I just watched SNL with Sarah Michelle Geller, damn she's foine!

JBird 10-13-2002 01:58 AM

i agree. the only reason i was picking pop queens was because it was pink vs britney who are both pop chicks. anyways id rather have natalie portman :)

10-13-2002 04:10 AM

was she in the movie heat?

Miscguy 10-13-2002 08:20 AM

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/pink_jacket.gif[/img]


ITS A MAN! *in austin powers voice*

This will be the first time i dissagree with you miyagi, but what the hell are you thinking wanting to hit that? I forbid it. Go look at Mel pictures and remember what a women looks like. Oh and when your done post em. biggrin:





Such a man... Major Butterface.

ninty 10-13-2002 11:22 AM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":bcc5b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Yeah... hake:

You quoted that whole thing just to say one word? Please stop spamming, and the some goes for the rest of you "w00t" and "w3rd" crowd. Stop those lame spam posts![/quote:bcc5b]

Ah, don't be a retard Spooge.

mr.miyagi 10-13-2002 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/pink_jacket.gif[/img]


ITS A MAN! *in austin powers voice*

This will be the first time i dissagree with you miyagi, but what the hell are you thinking wanting to hit that? I forbid it. Go look at Mel pictures and remember what a women looks like. Oh and when your done post em. biggrin:







Such a man... Major Butterface.

heres a pretty recent one. im currently looking at green cards/visas/etc.
\Edited out/

mr.miyagi 10-13-2002 02:44 PM

i still say Pink wins tho angel:

Recycled Spooge 10-13-2002 03:01 PM

[quote=ninty9]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Recycled Spooge":0ba04
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Yeah... hake:

You quoted that whole thing just to say one word? Please stop spamming, and the some goes for the rest of you "w00t" and "w3rd" crowd. Stop those lame spam posts!

Ah, don't be a retard Spooge.[/quote:0ba04]
And you keep your smartass comments to yourself.

ninty 10-13-2002 03:05 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":275db][quote=ninty9]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Recycled Spooge":275db
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Yeah... hake:

You quoted that whole thing just to say one word? Please stop spamming, and the some goes for the rest of you "w00t" and "w3rd" crowd. Stop those lame spam posts!

Ah, don't be a retard Spooge.[/quote:275db]
And you keep your smartass comments to yourself.[/quote:275db]

Where's the fun in that?

Pyro 10-13-2002 06:26 PM

I hear a w00t coming on

w00t!

CaP bUsTa 10-13-2002 09:25 PM

mmm sex

Magnum 10-13-2002 11:08 PM

Britney by far. Not only is she much more attractive (Pink is quite mannish as Austin Powers would say), but her music is slightly more tolerable.

Innoxx 10-14-2002 01:27 AM

I find their music equally annoying body of britney, face of pink, hair of britney = jessica simpson.

JBird 10-14-2002 06:59 AM

um yes natalie portman was in the movie heat, but that was quite a while ago...dont base your judgement on her hotness from that film....ahem *star wars episode 2....very nice :) she will only get hotter

10-14-2002 10:19 AM

99 wrote [quote:ad186]Shes like 36.

I'm sure shes been around the block a few times.

Shes like the village bicycle. Everyones had a ride.
[/quote:ad186] older women are way better lover little boy you will learn. and becouse she older does not mean shes done every body.

=[BANE]= 10-14-2002 10:56 AM

No contest...

[img]http://www.el-observador.com/thisweekfoto/1webphotos/Britney.jpg[/img]

ninty 10-14-2002 11:09 AM

[quote="Founding_Law":5aefa]99 wrote [quote:5aefa]Shes like 36.

I'm sure shes been around the block a few times.

Shes like the village bicycle. Everyones had a ride.
[/quote:5aefa] older women are way better lover little boy you will learn. and becouse she older does not mean shes done every body.[/quote:5aefa]

Thanks for the info, Dad.

Bazooka_Joe 10-14-2002 02:46 PM

OK, lets analyze:

PINK: Butch chick who can kick your 24-year-old brother's ass, sings about she "dosen't need a man" and "shorty can pay the rent". And just look at the beast's hair?! Defineatly a carpet licker.

BRITNEY: Dresses up as a schoolgirl for fun, sings songs stating "I'm a slave for you" and "Oops, I did it again", and made a movie that featured her dancing in underwear, getting drunk, and losing her virginity to an ex-convict. (Her biography, btw!)

Moral of the story: I want to be an ex-convict.

Chronic Diarrhea 10-14-2002 02:47 PM

[quote="=[BANE]=":6a714]No contest...

[img]http://www.el-observador.com/thisweekfoto/1webphotos/Britney.jpg[/img][/quote:6a714]

Thank you BANE, a picture is worth a thousand words. ed:

Chronic Diarrhea 10-14-2002 02:50 PM

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":f9d49]OK, lets analyze:

PINK: Butch chick who can kick your 24-year-old brother's ass, sings about she "dosen't need a man" and "shorty can pay the rent". And just look at the beast's hair?! Defineatly a carpet licker.

BRITNEY: Dresses up as a schoolgirl for fun, sings songs stating "I'm a slave for you" and "Oops, I did it again", and made a movie that featured her dancing in underwear, getting drunk, and losing her virginity to an ex-convict. (Her biography, btw!)

Moral of the story: I want to be an ex-convict.[/quote:f9d49]

HAHAHA LMFAO!!! My thought exactly on the subject. I'm glad some guys here have some sense. BTW WTF's a shorty??

Bazooka_Joe 10-14-2002 02:54 PM

[quote="=[BANE]=":2549c]No contest...

[img]http://www.el-observador.com/thisweekfoto/1webphotos/Britney.jpg[/img][/quote:2549c]

Dear god, sweet jesus. Breast feed me woman!

=[BANE]= 10-14-2002 03:38 PM

No problem...

[img]http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/b_spears1.jpg[/img]

...bending her over...mmmmmmm...

Tripper 10-14-2002 03:53 PM

Easy! Keep the SEMEN in the SEA.

I'd fuck em' both....and unless you guys are rich attractive working men, you would too.

BTW, FagRag_Law is back! Yay! Hi Ass-Clown!

Magnum 10-14-2002 04:41 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":460e1][quote="=[BANE]=":460e1]No contest...

[img]http://www.el-observador.com/thisweekfoto/1webphotos/Britney.jpg[/img][/quote:460e1]

Thank you BANE, a picture is worth a thousand words. ed:[/quote:460e1]

Amen to that.

Bullet Sponge 10-14-2002 05:08 PM

The point is moot ! None of us is going to be shtuppin' either of them in this lifetime . I hate to be a kill joy but I can't see the point in dreaming about what you'll never get . Why waste the energy on those two ? I can think of more than a few hot women right in my home town , how about you ? Stop yapping about Brit and Pink and go chat up a real flesh and blood woman !
Thus endeth the sermon Sponge


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