for anal its the difference between crap cock and clean cock.

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/Pict00058786.jpg[/img]

Get over this fucking agrophobia shit.

Get a job.

Get my life in some state of order.

:)

I dunno if that's funny or scary, heh

Isn't that Old Reliable?

anal? leave it for the gays, and what the hell is my picture doing there?

Lol, you look...... oOo:

From the looks of it, you're thinking about lube in a pump bottle.

[quote="Old Reliable":2fb62]anal? leave it for the gays, and what the hell is my picture doing there?[/quote:2fb62]


Lol you're a happy looking child ;)

it was something like 1 in the morning, what the hell did you expect, pierce brosnan?

He reminds of that police woman off of Fargo.

[quote="Old Reliable":e9b2f]it was something like 1 in the morning, what the hell did you expect, pierce brosnan?[/quote:e9b2f]


Yes.


[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/wtf.gif[/img]

lol nah you know the guy from American Pie and Saving Siverman? There's a movie where he wears one of those hats, heh

what, you guys dont like the hat?

[quote="ST_Bazooka_Joe":4a484]lol nah you know the guy from American Pie and Saving Siverman? There's a movie where he wears one of those hats, heh[/quote:4a484]

the movie is called "loser"

hmm I'd say my resolution is too lose a little more weight (obvious jackasses) and improve in school...

my resolution is to start smoking and drinking heavily

[quote="Old Reliable":dd9f0]my resolution is to start smoking and drinking heavily[/quote:dd9f0]



hake:

Hmm, lets see, what do i want to accomplish this year....hmmm...
ok, i want to have the renovation job on my house completed by the end of the summer, and have the boat ready for striper season....i think thats about it.

[quote="Old Reliable":21371]my resolution is to start smoking and drinking heavily[/quote:21371]

biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

1- Get an 1800 CFC rating.
2- Stay in excellent shape; improve on it.
3- Dramatically improve my basket-ball ball-handling and shooting skills.
4- Maintain my skills at various sports and activities.
5- Keep learning...
6- Keep breathing...

and finally

*drum roll*
* rimshot *

7- GET FUCKING LAID!

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AMEN BROTHA!

My new year's resolution is 1024x764

Re: New Year's Resolutions!
 

[quote=ktog3]Hmmm, to get more poon is mine.[/quote:9d555]

never happen. oOo:


mine is to stop being so fat

ALSO

I would like to cut down on masterbating... cause my penis is getting this wierd "rug burn" rash. Plus my hand has this bald spot all the way across it... shaped like a "poll".

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski"]ALSO

I would like to cut down on masterbating... cause my penis is getting this wierd "rug burn" rash. Plus my hand has this bald spot all the way across it... shaped like a "poll".[/quot

LMAOROLF!

Quit drinking and doing drugs......

But Hell, that is still 24 hours away, time to go grab the martini shaker and mirror. evil:

Besides, I always felt your New Years resolution shouldn't be what you are going to not do, but what you are going to do.....given that I am going on a sex tour to Thailand. ed:

did u spell spiers right in your sig?

Stripper season? Dammit, they work in seasons now?! heh (Yes, I know it's a fish!)

YOu notice alot of peoples resolutions to get laid? Which means they didn't get laid the year before. . . eek:

Start working out again, and get back to my Army PT score.

Mine is to get independently self employed so I can make my own damned hours. biggrin:

I suppose mine is to become more active physically, and maintain good grades in school.

Either that or, change clothes.

Mine is to um...*Hand shakes uncontrolably* I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T!!!!

*Sobs*

Damn, no edit!

Mine is to um...*Hand shakes uncontrolably* I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T!!!!

*Sobs*

*Scrolls to girly thread*

to have a 3 some with 2 hot chicks. well did that last night. suckas you have to dream about what i can do any weekend at the bar. while your here flaming . i go out and get laid. i would give details but i dont want you guys beating off. lol

Oh yeah.... in fact right at this minute, Brooke Burke is under my desk tongue bathing the willy wonka, and every night I throw a massive orgy with more than 500 participants....... but I don't wanna brag.

Mine are to:

Continue to give my support to my girlfriend and son

Get a rock group together, starting with my girlfirends brother

Master the Jimi Hendrix tab book i got for christmas

Quit my job at the video rental shop and build a big castle out of video cases on the day i leave so my boss has a nice welcome the next day

Visit the guinness brewery in Ireland

Tidy my room.

lol, 1074x756, hilarious

i am going to finish my god-damn eagle project so i can quit scouts oOo:

new years resolution is to grow.

I assume you are referring to your height.... or is it something else?