You didn't die!? Darn! ;)

Anyhow, you're lucky that wasn't some retard.. if that was someone who knew what he was doing, he would of kicked your ass and gave you a few stitches INSIDE your stomach.

innoxx, NOTHING beats my 13 inch bowie knife. biggrin:

I want to look for that fucking huge ass rambo knife, but meh. Founding...... SHHHHHH!

dint think id use these pics so soon but founding law:
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[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":a271d][quote="Jedi Marksman":a271d]You should have had a pistol, m8. I would have put a 9mm Parabellum righ into his head. Glad you're OK. biggrin:

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& here we see the standered american coming into the thread & saying something stupid...[/quote:a271d]

Sorry you feel that way scrotum. You and some of your Candian brethren really don't like Americans. Whatever! You certainly have your share of idiotic things to say. Drop dead, and Happy New Year. biggrin:

It's amazing how every discussion turns into a flame. What is going on in this forum? Are we bored? Is that the problem?

that will be a story to tell the grand kids... if something like that happend to me id start carrying a nine or id go to his house and shoot out the guys knee caps, irish mafia style

what kinda dog u got bro ..... pit ??

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":f2b65]
& here we see the standered american coming into the thread & saying something stupid...[/quote:f2b65]

Go fuck yourself you lil' pussy! Now, was that stupid or does the truth hurt?
It's twats like you that make me want to strangle a canuck!

Anyway, good job Gerald, you stood up for yourself which is more than alot of others would've done. Now go have a beer to ring in the New Year.

[quote=Arkan]Go fuck yourself you lil' pussy! Now, was that stupid or does the truth hurt?
It's twats like you that make me want to strangle a canuck!

Anyway, good job Gerald, you stood up for yourself which is more than alot of others would've done. Now go have a beer to ring in the New Year.[/quote:1fa2a]

Don't drink biggrin:

Ok, i can respect that...lets see.....ahh, have some girl rub your nut sac to take your mind off the stitches!!

Chances of that happenning are about as good as me winning the lottery 5 weeks on the trot. cry:

More good news, was bent down tieing my lace in front of the microwave when a plate decides to take it upon itself to slide outta the microwave and fall 2 feet to hit my head. How does a plate slide outta a microwave thats sitting perfectly flat.???

Death is after you oOo:

And the fucking kitchen utensils. ed:

Exactly my thought.

Any see that movie where the kids don't take the plane that they were supposed to die on and then stuff keeps happening to them, until they die...?

[quote="Gothic_child180":15e1d]Any see that movie where the kids don't take the plane that they were supposed to die on and then stuff keeps happening to them, until they die...?[/quote:15e1d]

Final Destination? (I THINK!!)

It's stupid that there making a sequel to that.

Final Destination

[quote="Gothic_child180":5eaf5]Any see that movie where the kids don't take the plane that they were supposed to die on and then stuff keeps happening to them, until they die...?[/quote:5eaf5]

Final destination..hmm

eek 3 of the same answer in a row

Jinx

Yea, and I thought I posted fast

Heh, I remember a flame war with Stylin Trix going on, and it was Stylin vs. everybody. Everytime I would refresh the page there would be two more posts added.

Stylin twat, oh those were the days. Think i started that war off by editing his pics or something.

Hey, i get credit for coining the term "Stylin Twat"....i remember calling him that.

Eh? that was me ya ...umm name theif biggrin:

yeah.... styling trix. He had like 5 different user names. He is currently in the 3rd ID for DoD (McDonald) and is fucking annoying, dont really like him.

No Gerald, i'm quite certain it was me who named him that....just like the way i named you "Gerald".

I beg to differ, twas me. evil:

Ok Gerald......whatever makes you happy. I'll let you slide today because you got all cut up.

Damn joo

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/cussing.gif[/img]

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Gerard, be happy you don't have Sarah Brady over there. She would lobby to have all knives and plates outlawed. biggrin:

[quote="Jedi Marksman":23716]Gerard, be happy you don't have Sarah Brady over there. She would lobby to have all knives and plates outlawed. biggrin:[/quote:23716]

Whos sarah brady?

Im guessing shes some crazed woman

[quote=Gerard]Whos sarah brady?[/quote:47a38]

Sarah Brady is the woman who lobbied to get ALL weapons banned from private ownership in the U.S. through incorrectly quoted statistics and mental manipulation of the public. What she doesn't tell you, is that firearms are used in only 1-2% of all violent crimes in the U.S. They just get the most press.

Yep I was right, she is some crazed woman

LOL! biggrin: Yeah, exactly.

Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. "

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

[quote=vVolf]But he has a knife... You only have a fist. How the hell do you think you can bash him?

You (with fists/legs) against Him (With a knife) = Bad news for you...[/quote:0cdd6]

Yah but Im superman so :p

Anyway, the guy sounded like a moron, he had his back turned when he went for you dog. That's when you give him a REALLY hard kick, send him to the ground, then while he's thinking "wtf?" you kick him once in the face. Now THAT hurts, he won't be getting up for a while.