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02-20-2003 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Yeah, leave 'em alone. They're not good at killing people, BIG DEAL. They refined the erotic arts.

well, not all French are cowards.
Ever hear of the Normandie Niemen squadron? They wreaked all kinds of havok against the krauts. (of course it's pretty difficult NOT TO defeat an ME-109 with a Yak-3 biggrin: )

Kraut Killer 02-20-2003 07:30 PM

FUCK THE FROGS!

Tripper 02-20-2003 07:42 PM

Very Clever, KK.

You get a gold star.

MrLevinstein 02-20-2003 08:31 PM

damn wheres that picture of the kid with DS getting a prize and at the bottom it says "you get the prize" or something like that

Arkan 02-20-2003 08:49 PM

Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).

"Yea, the last time France asked for more proof, it rolled through Paris with a German flag on it."

I couldn't stop laughing after these two. Funny as shit !!

Old Reliable 02-20-2003 08:54 PM

i couldnt laugh even if i tried

Milla 02-20-2003 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).

"Yea, the last time France asked for more proof, it rolled through Paris with a German flag on it."

I couldn't stop laughing after these two. Funny as shit !!

i agree those ar the 2 best lol!!

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 11:31 AM

A new updated French National Anthem:
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushli ... anthem.asx

Thank you Rush Limbaugh biggrin:

Simo Häyhä 02-21-2003 12:15 PM

i love french jokes, all those who oppose can suck a fat one

geRV 02-21-2003 12:45 PM

[quote="Colonel Klink":f7df3]A new updated French National Anthem:
[url="http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/03/02/022003_19_frenchnationalanthem.asx"]http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushli ... anthem.asx[/url]

Thank you Rush Limbaugh biggrin:[/quote:f7df3]


Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 12:48 PM

[quote=Gerard]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Klink":fb6ae]A new updated French National Anthem:
[url="http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/03/02/022003_19_frenchnationalanthem.asx
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushli ... anthem.asx[/url]

Thank you Rush Limbaugh biggrin:


Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.[/quote:fb6ae]

What you dont like it? biggrin:

The new flag of France:
[img]http://www.fotw.ca/images/f1-slow.gif[/img]

geRV 02-21-2003 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Klink":003dd][quote=Gerard][quote="Colonel Klink":003dd]A new updated French National Anthem:
[url="http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/03/02/022003_19_frenchnationalanthem.asx
http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushli ... anthem.asx[/url]

Thank you Rush Limbaugh biggrin:


Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.[/quote:003dd]

What you dont like it? biggrin:

The new flag of France:
[img]http://www.fotw.ca/images/f1-slow.gif[/img][/quote:003dd]

Wow you're a real fucking riot aren't ya. Your comedy skills are obviously wasted on this forum, go do stand up on broadway or somethng. oOo:

geRV 02-21-2003 12:52 PM

Any chance of getting this thread locked. Seems pretty pointless to keep it open any longer.

MrLevinstein 02-21-2003 12:56 PM

[quote:7eac2]Wow you're a real fucking riot aren't ya. Your comedy skills are obviously wasted on this forum, go do stand up on broadway or somethng. [/quote:7eac2]

Gerard and his Glock are gonna cap yo ass!!!

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 12:57 PM

What do you want a challege? swordfight:

geRV 02-21-2003 12:58 PM

[quote="Colonel Klink":b8924]What do you want a challege? swordfight:[/quote:b8924]

What do u want? A career in stand up comedy? oOo:

Sgt>Stackem 02-21-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.


"lighten up francis!"

geRV 02-21-2003 01:05 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":1f407]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Now that is just fucking pathetic. Ill tell ya now if something like that was done to the american anthem we would never hear the fucking end of the bitching and whinging from 99% of the american members of this forum.

And simo shut the fuck up.


"lighten up francis!"[/quote:1f407]

Lighten up? S you're telling me if i were to post an edited mp3 of the american national anthem it would be taken in good humor? Bollocks it would.

This forum gets more retarded by the day. OOH the french dont wanna go to war and us uber 1337 americans do so we have to make fun of em.

Fucking morons. oOo:

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 01:11 PM

Come on lighten up. It was allways the Canadians we make fun of. Now its the French Canadian. I dont know if the French Canuks can be made fun of. biggrin: [img]http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/cwm/3dlil/wink.gif[/img] <--- MISSING IN ACTION Smily.

Colonel Klink 02-21-2003 01:12 PM

God damn no Edit button. I ment the regural French not the Candian ones. biggrin: Sorry. angel:

Tripper 02-21-2003 03:33 PM

Hey, apologise to me you fucking bitch.....And to Innoxx for that matter....And any other people that have a drip of French blood in them.

Cock-Suckers.

GreenEggs&amp;Pot 02-21-2003 04:11 PM

Gerand, you say that if you messed with our anthem we would probly be bitching and moaning, yes, alot of us probly would. But then what are you doing right now? It's all great when everybodies critizing America but when we start making fun of a European country it starts to matter.

geRV 02-21-2003 04:42 PM

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":ed290]Gerand, you say that if you messed with our anthem we would probly be bitching and moaning, yes, alot of us probly would. But then what are you doing right now? It's all great when everybodies critizing America but when we start making fun of a European country it starts to matter.[/quote:ed290]

Whens the last time a french person entered these forums and started bad mouthing you americans? Need i say more cause its not happened.

GreenEggs&amp;Pot 02-21-2003 04:57 PM

Not French, but plenty of anti-american Europeans and one very angry New Zealander. Im just saying dont make anti-american comments then get all fussy when we say stuff about france.

geRV 02-21-2003 05:05 PM

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":35bc6]Not French, but plenty of anti-american Europeans and one very angry New Zealander. Im just saying dont make anti-american comments then get all fussy when we say stuff about france.[/quote:35bc6]

I dont make anti american comments on these forums anyway. I get pissed however when bs like most of the stuff in this thread is posted.

GreenEggs&amp;Pot 02-21-2003 05:11 PM

yes, you're probly not a good example to use. unlike alot of forgiens(i only say that based on where I live) you dont take every oppirtunity to flame US forgien policy and I respect you for that.

Anyway, I havnt posted any of that stuff, I thought it was funny but yah guys, it is getting really old really fast.

Drew 02-21-2003 10:52 PM

I made a post of light-hearted jokes on the French. They're just jokes. Everyone needs to simmer the heck down.

Simo Häyhä 02-22-2003 12:26 AM

[quote=Gerard]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Colonel Klink":04952

And simo shut the fuck up.

[/quote:04952]
got a little sand in your vagina?

Milla 02-22-2003 12:27 AM

this theread rocks j00 gerard

Pyro 02-22-2003 12:27 AM

I haven't seen one anti american european here

you guys are just pulling shit out of your asses now.

Milla 02-22-2003 12:32 AM

your right, its all canadians, no europeans come here

Pyro 02-22-2003 12:33 AM

exactly...but i'm not one of them.

Milla 02-22-2003 12:35 AM

biggrin: right right

Pyro 02-22-2003 12:38 AM

but their are people like Superman etc that make much mroe elaborate comments than I, and they maybe get hassled for a day, but the next day it is not even known of.

But I guess when you names Pyro, this type of stuff comes with the job.

Old Reliable 02-22-2003 02:08 AM

superman comes here? i thought he had better things to do like save the world

02-22-2003 02:18 AM

stop stereotyping, not all french are gay, not all germans are gay, not all americans are fat, not all asians are gay, not all japanese are gay, japs suk.

Tripper 02-22-2003 02:23 AM

[quote:b95ef]Not French, but plenty of anti-american Europeans and one very angry New Zealander. Im just saying dont make anti-american comments then get all fussy when we say stuff about france.
[/quote:b95ef]

WTF......?

I'm not Anti-American, I'm Anti-YOU, bitch.

You've got some shit by your mouth because you're talking outta your ARSE.

Drew 02-22-2003 02:34 AM

I'm anti-Trippuh.. cuz NEIN SIEG HEIL TRIPPUH - SIEG HEIL NOCTIS

im wasted

Old Reliable 02-22-2003 02:35 AM

lock these dumb anti french threads

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