[quote="Bazooka_Joe":3e424]"FANTA-SHOKATA!"[/quote:3e424]
0\/\/N2!!!11

"Fuck the fee, I can have you jumped for free!" -Eminem

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." -Woody Allen

"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift", they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." -Alexai Sayle

"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer." -Rita May Brown.

"PSYCHE!" Mr. Feeny- Boy Meets World
"A black guy with a friend in jail!?!" lol me
"Yes Dad, i do think preparation H feels good.. on the hole" Scott Evil- Austin Powers Gold Member

Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Rossie Harris as Joey: No sir, I've never been in a plane before.
Capt Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
^Airplane http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5579&sound=71

Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson: Cream?
Michelle Stacy as Young Girl with Coffee: No Thanks. I take it black, like my men.
^Airplane again http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5587&sound=71

Haha, i was just watching that last night biggrin:

"What a pisser"

"RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUN!!!!1" -- Shorty (Scary Movie)

"REPORTING LIVE FOR BLACK TV; WHITE PEOPLE ARE DEAD AND WE'RE GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" <-- Black News Reporter. (Scary Movie)


"Alright everyone, I have an anouncement to make - As you all know, there is a killer on the lose, and I am to issue you the following instructions, stay in well lit areas, always wipe from front to back, travel in a group when possible, and never listen to anybody who tells you that shaving your pubic hairs will rid you of crab infestation." <-- Ms. Man (Scary Movie)


"I heard you telling your kids that raps not good for them, but what did the killers at coloumbine listen to?" <-- Encore - Self Preservation (Feat. the Bishop)

[quote="Captain Wilkins":b2c2a][quote="Captain Bunny":b2c2a]
"Who are you?! whats that in there? are those my feet?" father jack, from father ted.[/quote:b2c2a]

Goddam that show was good! Father Dougal was the greatest![/quote:b2c2a]


Haha youre damn right!

"dougal, what are you doing?" - ted
*dougal, standing behind the couch looking for the corner flag hes lost*
"I was er...just....eating my breakfast" - dougal
"Dougal, thats a fib" - ted.


"Girls, Girls! Pay attention, We have a special treat today, Father Jack has kindly volunteered to take you all for volley ball practice" - Nun
*Jack whispers something in nuns ear*
"Oh, right Father...and hes just reminded me that its very warm outside today so there will be no need for your tracksuit tops" Nun


"I have two beans, and if i add two more beans, how many will have?" - Blackadder
"Some beans" - baldrick
"So what you are telling me is that two beans plus two beans equals, some beans. No listen listen careful. Two beans plus two beans, what will that make?" - Blackadder
"A very small caserole" baldrick

"My father was a nun" - Baldrick
"No he wasnt" - Captain Blackadder
"He was so sir, because whenever he was up in court the counciller would say "Occupation?" and he'd say "none"..." - Bladrick

"I know it's hard for you to put food on your family"

DUBYA