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[quote="Bazooka_Joe":3e424]"FANTA-SHOKATA!"[/quote:3e424]
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"Fuck the fee, I can have you jumped for free!" -Eminem
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." -Woody Allen "Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift", they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." -Alexai Sayle "Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer." -Rita May Brown. |
"PSYCHE!" Mr. Feeny- Boy Meets World
"A black guy with a friend in jail!?!" lol me "Yes Dad, i do think preparation H feels good.. on the hole" Scott Evil- Austin Powers Gold Member Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Rossie Harris as Joey: No sir, I've never been in a plane before. Capt Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked? ^Airplane http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5579&sound=71 Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson: Cream? Michelle Stacy as Young Girl with Coffee: No Thanks. I take it black, like my men. ^Airplane again http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5587&sound=71 |
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"RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUN!!!!1" -- Shorty (Scary Movie)
"REPORTING LIVE FOR BLACK TV; WHITE PEOPLE ARE DEAD AND WE'RE GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" <-- Black News Reporter. (Scary Movie) "Alright everyone, I have an anouncement to make - As you all know, there is a killer on the lose, and I am to issue you the following instructions, stay in well lit areas, always wipe from front to back, travel in a group when possible, and never listen to anybody who tells you that shaving your pubic hairs will rid you of crab infestation." <-- Ms. Man (Scary Movie) "I heard you telling your kids that raps not good for them, but what did the killers at coloumbine listen to?" <-- Encore - Self Preservation (Feat. the Bishop) |
[quote="Captain Wilkins":b2c2a][quote="Captain Bunny":b2c2a]
"Who are you?! whats that in there? are those my feet?" father jack, from father ted.[/quote:b2c2a] Goddam that show was good! Father Dougal was the greatest![/quote:b2c2a] Haha youre damn right! "dougal, what are you doing?" - ted *dougal, standing behind the couch looking for the corner flag hes lost* "I was er...just....eating my breakfast" - dougal "Dougal, thats a fib" - ted. "Girls, Girls! Pay attention, We have a special treat today, Father Jack has kindly volunteered to take you all for volley ball practice" - Nun *Jack whispers something in nuns ear* "Oh, right Father...and hes just reminded me that its very warm outside today so there will be no need for your tracksuit tops" Nun "I have two beans, and if i add two more beans, how many will have?" - Blackadder "Some beans" - baldrick "So what you are telling me is that two beans plus two beans equals, some beans. No listen listen careful. Two beans plus two beans, what will that make?" - Blackadder "A very small caserole" baldrick "My father was a nun" - Baldrick "No he wasnt" - Captain Blackadder "He was so sir, because whenever he was up in court the counciller would say "Occupation?" and he'd say "none"..." - Bladrick |
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