[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":03c21]"Do not try to bend the pants, instead try to realize the truth. There is no pants."
-Matrix[/quote:03c21]

Close, but it would actually be:

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the pants. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no pants.
Neo: There is no pants?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the pants that bends, it is only yourself.

I love that movie. cool: M16:

"What we have here is is a complete lack of respect for the pants."

Sheriff Buford T. Justice - Smokey and the Bandit

"Wendy, darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya, im just gonna bash your pants in. Im gonna bash them right the fuck in!"

Jack Nicholson - The Shining


Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want pants?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I want the pants!
Jessep: You can't handle the pants!

A Few Good Men

"Suck me, pants!"

Stifler - American Pie

PANTS the lord Jesus Christ! - Lethal Weapon 3

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":05756]Spoon boy[/quote:05756]

HAHA that's hilarious!

We shall fight with growing confidence and great strength in our.. pants. Winston Churchill.

Caddyshack:

1) "I got to get into this dude's PANTS and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit." Carl Spackler

2) Dr. Beeper: "I thought you'd be the PANTS to beat this year."
Ty Webb: "I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself."

3) "And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive PANTS." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Carl Spackler

PATTON:
"Gen. George S. Patton Jr.: Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his PANTS. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his PANTS. '

Slogan, I know, but too funny to let slip.
Melts in your mouth, not in your pants -M&m's

Taste the pants -Skittles

You're too young to be having pants! -Any teenagers mom

Pants. Does a body good -Milk? Something like that

The incredible, edible, pants! -eggs

Bleah.

"4 score and 7 pants ago..."
-abraham lincoln

"I've got pants, they're multiplying." Grease - John Travolta

"I Feel the need, The need for Pants" Top Gun

This Pants I got here was first purchased by your great-granddaddy. It was bought during the first World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennesse. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-granddaddy's war pants, made by the first company to ever make pants. You, see up until then, people just carried pocket pants. Your great-granddaddy wore those pants every day he was in the war. Then when he had done hes duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the pants off his wrist and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed til your grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War two. Your Great-granddaddy gave it to your grandddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Your granddad was a Marine and he was at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life , to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the the flesh, his gold pants. Three days later, your grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit you your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold pants. These Pants. These pants was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the pants it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, those pants was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any slopheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His Ass. Five long years, he wore these pants up his ass. Then when he died of disentary , he gave me the pants. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, littleman, I give the pants to you. - pulp fiction.

"The shock and awe campaign has begun, and all over Baghdad, pants are dropping." - Sheppard Smith, Fox News

This is getting better and funnier everyday.

"You mess with the pants, you gots to go." -Undercova Brotha

"All we are saying...is give pants a chance." Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

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HAHAHAHHA! THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

"I found a portal, into John Malkovic's pants"

"I'll be Pants." Terminator

Ask not what your Pants can do for you. But what you can do for your Pants. Kennedy.

Give me liberty, or give me PANTS! --Patrick Henry

"To the German Commander: PANTS!"


Anthony C. McAuliffe, acting commander of the 101st Airborne Division during the Battle of the Bulge in World War 11,
on being asked to surrender.He was in charge of the defense of Bastogne.

[quote="Eight Ace":6d2dd][b]in World War 11[/quote:6d2dd]

World War 11, Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves?

[quote="Eight Ace":c8bf7][b]in World War 11[/quote:c8bf7]

World War 11, Aren't we getting ahead of PANTS? ---Proteus

Pants in the evening, pants in the morning, pants at suppertime. When pants are on a bagle, you can have pants anytime.

-some commerical, i forget

Bagel Bites, foo.

Strip that stuff off of him, check him for pants. -Captain John Miller, SPR, when they capture Steamboat Willie.

PANTS !!! WE DONT NEED NO STINKING PANTS !!

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"Noboday asks to be a hero...its just sometimes it pants out that way"- Ssgt. Eversmann

[quote="Capt. John Miller":7e2dd]"Noboday asks to be a hero...its just sometimes it pants out that way"- Ssgt. Eversmann[/quote:7e2dd]
hake: Bad.

Not as bad as the army biggrin:

[quote="Capt. John Miller":888ca]Not as bad as the army biggrin:[/quote:888ca]
Well obviously the Army isnt bad, since you use images from the Army in your sig.

Actually secsy man, that is a marine carrying a fellow marine, and that id indeed a 101st helmet and gun

Thats what I meant biggrin:

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