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Tripper 04-06-2003 12:02 AM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":04e8d]Y'all do have some really nasty fucking teeth though biggrin:[/quote:04e8d]

hake:

"G'daaay, Mayte, hows the ruggers goin'? Hea, 'ave a speights, mate! Cheers!"

04-06-2003 12:25 AM
[quote="Maple SyRuP":ff20f][img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/lumber.jpg[/img]
cool:[/quote:ff20f]

lol

04-06-2003 05:40 PM
All you guys ever do is bitch...

Ydiss 04-06-2003 05:56 PM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":31ada]Y'all do have some really nasty fucking teeth though biggrin:[/quote:31ada]

The chicks here dig gum disease.

Tripper 04-07-2003 12:53 AM
[quote=Ydiss]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Capt. John Miller":4de35
Y'all do have some really nasty fucking teeth though biggrin:
The chicks here dig gum disease.[/quote:4de35]

LOL. biggrin:

HalfTwizzted 04-07-2003 05:34 AM
Re: I AM CANADIAN!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quze
I AM CHINESE!

Wai...
I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.
I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic.
And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt Heights
Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people.
sooo wrong hake: yet sooo funny biggrin: ....

Sgt>Stackem 04-07-2003 12:43 PM
yea, that was humor, a sad attempt at humor but humor non the less. I love the people that get bitchy when an American complains about something like this. It is your right to post it and it is thier right to comment about it. By the way we dont say roof unless that is where the ass that wrote this is hiding b4 we shoot them off of it. (remember guns solve arguments) I will admit we have alot of rednecks but thankfully they cant read so they will never be in office! I would put our rednecks against any military in the world. We are American and we love it! You mock us because your jelious. One day the other poeple of the world may have rights too

Himmler 04-07-2003 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferich
Who the fuck says RUFF?
many a people that i know

pest 04-07-2003 12:58 PM
Stunningly average humor.

Tripper 04-07-2003 02:56 PM
[quote="Sgt>Stackem":affed]yea, that was humor, a sad attempt at humor but humor non the less. I love the people that get bitchy when an American complains about something like this. It is your right to post it and it is thier right to comment about it. By the way we dont say roof unless that is where the ass that wrote this is hiding b4 we shoot them off of it. (remember guns solve arguments) I will admit we have alot of rednecks but thankfully they cant read so they will never be in office! I would put our rednecks against any military in the world. We are American and we love it! You mock us because your jelious. One day the other poeple of the world may have rights too[/quote:affed]

OMFG....We're all so 'jelious' of your ultimo-spelling capabilities....You truly are great 'poeple.'

Akuma 04-07-2003 03:02 PM
So we mock French cause we're jelous?

Ignorant seems to fit better though.

pest 04-07-2003 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper

OMFG....We're all so 'jelious' of your ultimo-spelling capabilities....You truly are great 'poeple.'
For someone that doesnt like to be sterotyped (bahhhh), you sure do like to throw around blanket statements about others.

Simo Häyhä 04-07-2003 03:47 PM
Re: I AM CANADIAN!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quze
I AM A REDNECK

Wassup...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.
And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
although I'm pretty sure they were American.

I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,
Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere.
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!
it should be redneck.. hake:

Milla 04-07-2003 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pest
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper

OMFG....We're all so 'jelious' of your ultimo-spelling capabilities....You truly are great 'poeple.'
For someone that doesnt like to be sterotyped (bahhhh), you sure do like to throw around blanket statements about others.
THANK YOU!!!! biggrin:

04-07-2003 05:06 PM
i'm asian and i'll freakin kill the japs and north koreans

Tripper 04-08-2003 01:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pest
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper

OMFG....We're all so 'jelious' of your ultimo-spelling capabilities....You truly are great 'poeple.'
For someone that doesnt like to be sterotyped (bahhhh), you sure do like to throw around blanket statements about others.
Where the fuck do you get off, cockmunch?

That isn't even a fucking 'blanket' statement. I was insulting his spelling.

Shut The Fuck Up, and the think before you try and pull the 'stereotype card' on me.

...And Miller, I'm growing tired of those sutle little statements....You may as well be more direct to me if you're trying to make a point.

pest 04-08-2003 08:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by pest
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper

OMFG....We're all so 'jelious' of your ultimo-spelling capabilities....You truly are great 'poeple.'
For someone that doesnt like to be sterotyped (bahhhh), you sure do like to throw around blanket statements about others.
Where the fuck do you get off, cockmunch?

That isn't even a fucking 'blanket' statement. I was insulting his spelling.

Shut The Fuck Up, and the think before you try and pull the 'stereotype card' on me.

...And Miller, I'm growing tired of those sutle little statements....You may as well be more direct to me if you're trying to make a point.
Good comeback. oOo:

04-08-2003 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
Oh god lighten up! You guys crack jokes about the French all the time. It's all in good fun.
actually I can name a number of stupid grabasstic civvies that fit the "I am American" description biggrin:

I think we (the US) need to ban school crossing guards so stupid kids get run over so they don't become stupider adults.

Innoxx 04-08-2003 09:36 AM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":fd15f]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innoxx
Oh god lighten up! You guys crack jokes about the French all the time. It's all in good fun.
actually I can name a number of stupid grabasstic civvies that fit the "I am American" description biggrin:

I think we (the US) need to ban school crossing guards so stupid kids get run over so they don't become stupider adults.[/quote:fd15f]

...and remove safety warnings and bring back lawn-darts!

Milla 04-08-2003 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
...And Miller, I'm growing tired of those sutle little statements....You may as well be more direct to me if you're trying to make a point.
he did it for me you n00b cool:

Tripper 04-08-2003 11:56 PM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":781f3]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
...And Miller, I'm growing tired of those sutle little statements....You may as well be more direct to me if you're trying to make a point.
he did it for me you n00b cool:[/quote:781f3]

SHUT YOU FACE, NEWB!

pest 04-09-2003 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper

SHUT YOU FACE, NEWB!
Nice, positive contribution.

Milla 04-09-2003 08:22 PM
Tripper dont love me anymore

Pyro 04-09-2003 09:31 PM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":350df]Tripper dont love me anymore[/quote:350df]

he never did...his love was always and will always be for me

Simo Häyhä 04-09-2003 09:37 PM
[quote=Pyro]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Capt. John Miller":5ebc6
Tripper dont love me anymore
he never did...his love was always and will always be for me[/quote:5ebc6]
OMFG TRPPAR IZ A WHORE ROFL! BUTTSECKZ?!!!!1111 LOLOL!11

Milla 04-09-2003 09:37 PM
Its because im an american isnt it tripper? cry: [/quote]

Tripper 04-09-2003 11:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pest
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper

SHUT YOU FACE, NEWB!
Nice, positive contribution.
Even more so is YOUR post. GG HYPOCRITESTEIN!


[quote="Simo Häyhä":ab560][quote=Pyro]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Capt. John Miller":ab560
Tripper dont love me anymore
he never did...his love was always and will always be for me[/quote:ab560]
OMFG TRPPAR IZ A WHORE ROFL! BUTTSECKZ?!!!!1111 LOLOL!11[/quote:ab560]

nein,im 18,man of teh wrld!!!!!!!1 fukc me up bttahcup!!!!!!1

[quote="Capt. John Miller":ab560]Its because im an american isnt it tripper? cry: [/quote:ab560]

Nein! I love Americans. I love j00 millah. Just touch me.

Himmler 04-10-2003 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferich
Who the fuck says RUFF?
many people that i know, and funny they are all americans and im canadian

Ferich 04-10-2003 02:42 PM
Ever see the South Park Movie? Funny stuff. evil:

Arkan 04-10-2003 08:54 PM
You know whats funny.....most "Americans" came from Europe so what does that say?

Milla 04-10-2003 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
You know whats funny.....most "Americans" came from Europe so what does that say?
Im Italian....

American by birth, Marine by choice biggrin:

Vance 04-10-2003 08:59 PM
German.

American by birth, Army brat by choice wink:

Tripper 04-10-2003 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
You know whats funny.....most "Americans" came from Europe so what does that say?
That they sent all the rejects over there?


(j/k.....You left yourself wide-open for that! biggrin: )

Milla 04-10-2003 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
You know whats funny.....most "Americans" came from Europe so what does that say?
That they sent all the rejects over there?


(j/k.....You left yourself wide-open for that! biggrin: )
Thats australia biggrin: (Joking)

Ydiss 04-10-2003 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
You know whats funny.....most "Americans" came from Europe so what does that say?

That's what you get when you combine French, Dutch, Spanish and British genes biggrin:

Scary stuff. ;p

Ydiss 04-10-2003 09:04 PM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":f3d5d]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
You know whats funny.....most "Americans" came from Europe so what does that say?
That they sent all the rejects over there?


(j/k.....You left yourself wide-open for that! biggrin: )
Thats australia biggrin: (Joking)[/quote:f3d5d]

Lol, I thought it but didn't post it.

Tripper is from New Zealand though so he'd only agree with you. biggrin:

Tripper 04-10-2003 09:05 PM
[quote="Capt. John Miller":66821]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
You know whats funny.....most "Americans" came from Europe so what does that say?
That they sent all the rejects over there?


(j/k.....You left yourself wide-open for that! biggrin: )
Thats australia biggrin: (Joking)[/quote:66821]

LOL - Actually, it is!

(NOT New Zealand, though. biggrin: )

Vance 04-10-2003 09:06 PM
I couldnt point out NZ on a map if I tried. Trip post a pic of NZ so I know what the hell it looks like

Tripper 04-10-2003 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance1
I couldnt point out NZ on a map if I tried. Trip post a pic of NZ so I know what the hell it looks like
*/me slaps Vance for being Ignorant*
[img]http://www.good-hotels-guide.com/oceania/new-zealand/maps/new-zealand-map.gif[/img]

Vance 04-10-2003 09:10 PM
Oooo it looks like a big wang biggrin:


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