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[OTD]Whitehawk 04-22-2003 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sclass12
getting raped by "Big bubba" in the prison shower

Ya got real latent homosexual tendancies there kid...ya really do.

Anyway, the Vikings had a couple that were pretty nasty. The first was called the "Honor Walk", the sliced your belly open, pulled out your intestine, nailed it to a pole and forced your to start walking around the pole while your guts were pulled out of your body. THe farther you got, the more honor you had.

The second one was reserved for people they didn't like, it was called the "Blood Eagle". They sliced open your back, broke your shoulder blades and pulled your lungs out the holes making it look like you had wings. The beating of your heart and your struggle to breath made them quiver flap.

I'd like to skip either one of those and die like my grandfather did...quitely in his sleep...not like the other three people in his car.

WH

CaP bUsTa 04-22-2003 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Vance1
This my freinds is why I will never fall into the hands of the enemy. Ecspecially an Asian one.

how the fuck do you know
what if n. korea starts smack talking the usa and the usa goes over to own them and you get drafted and then you get taken prisoner. Now that would suck. The koreans are more fucked up than the Iraqis
I know its unlikely but you never know

Vance 04-22-2003 06:57 PM

I wont get drafted. Ill be signed up at 17, anyways. And yes Korea has already talked smack, and yes they are crazier than the Iraqis. But I wont be taken prisoner to be tortured. Never.

04-22-2003 07:17 PM

if youre drafted, theres always Canada

1080jibber 04-22-2003 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
hmm Prolly being burned to Death

i can see if someone put gas all over ya, but like in a house fire or something like that i think its the smoke that kills ya

04-22-2003 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1080jibber
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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
hmm Prolly being burned to Death

i can see if someone put gas all over ya, but like in a house fire or something like that i think its the smoke that kills ya

yeah, many people who escape house fires die of smoke inhalation

04-22-2003 07:27 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":96d7d]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men [/quote:96d7d]

been there before have you gary ?

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-22-2003 08:55 PM

I read a book about a guy in Sierra Leone who saw some rebels gouge out his fathers eyes and pour battery acid in em, I recon thats gotta suck too.
+ all the stuff the japs did in ww2, there must be lots of interesting ways to die if you really delve into it..

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-22-2003 09:00 PM

I read a book about a guy in Sierra Leone who saw some rebels gouge out his fathers eyes and pour battery acid in em, I recon thats gotta suck too.
+ all the stuff the japs did in ww2, there must be lots of interesting ways to die if you really delve into it..

Cpt. Obvious 04-22-2003 09:52 PM

I'd say the worst way to die is being put in a locked box laying down while they poor various types of insects in the box. That would drive me crazy and probably i would throw up and try to choke on it.

04-22-2003 09:54 PM

suffocation sucks.

Ferich 04-22-2003 09:54 PM

Lol, That was in " Hook. "

04-22-2003 10:22 PM

Syphillis

KTOG 04-22-2003 10:23 PM

Break my back (which kills me) while trying to suck my own dick.

gg Clerks

CaP bUsTa 04-22-2003 10:28 PM

being put in 1m cubed box untill you die

T.Hunter 04-22-2003 10:36 PM

worst fear of dying? i have no fear of dying. I had a near death experience myself.

whatever happens, happens...and you cant change that.

mrangry 04-22-2003 10:46 PM

when i die i want to see it coming but not have to feel it for minutes on end

that means no
drowning
suffication
fire ants
boiling
burning
chemicals

04-22-2003 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mrangry
fire ants

i hear fire ants can be quite deadly ed:

Milla 04-22-2003 10:53 PM

Drowning, buried alive and Being caught on fire.

[RA]ZdaN 04-22-2003 10:53 PM

I heard about this guy in florda who got crushed but a box of nutty butty bars

Cool Fool 04-22-2003 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesnacki
Eaten by something be it shark, lion or hippopotomus

funny, i laughed

Milla 04-22-2003 10:56 PM

Worst way of dying, is to die listning to anne murray....24.....7 cry: !!!!

Cool Fool 04-22-2003 10:57 PM

dont hippos eat veggies

pvt_hz 04-22-2003 10:57 PM

like in the mummy, those beatles who eat fresh human meat oOo:

04-22-2003 10:59 PM

[quote="Cool Fool":3598e]dont hippos eat veggies[/quote:3598e]

they wouldnt mind chewing up humans either

04-22-2003 11:03 PM

how about getting your crotch stuck in a garbage disposal ed:

McCoy 03 04-22-2003 11:04 PM

Sclass12, oOo: .

McCoy 03 04-22-2003 11:06 PM

[quote:b7817]if youre drafted, theres always Canada[/quote:b7817]

Actually Sclass12, I heard there was a newer law saying if there was a war and you tried to get into Canada, they will send you back to the United States.

Argon 04-22-2003 11:12 PM

Radiation poisoning I have heard is a slow painful death. Besides that falling or drowing would be pretty bad too.

pvt_hz 04-22-2003 11:16 PM

or your head in a giant meat grinder

11 Bravo 04-22-2003 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sclass12
if youre drafted, theres always Canada

That's probably what you would do, Sclass. damn pussy. hake: I can't wait until I leave for training. 96 days...fuck.

Milla 04-22-2003 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PFC11B
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sclass12
if youre drafted, theres always Canada

That's probably what you would do, Sclass. damn pussy. hake: I can't wait until I leave for training. 96 days...fuck.

LOL!!! he would do something like that now wouldnt he?

2 months and i think 18 days left for me

11 Bravo 04-22-2003 11:22 PM

Just can't get here fast enough, now can it?

Argon 04-22-2003 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PFC11B
Just can't get here fast enough, now can it?

God help you, I hope you're ready.

newbieassulted 04-22-2003 11:37 PM

how about having all of your skin removed in front of you. thats kinda sick....

11 Bravo 04-22-2003 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by newbieassulted
how about having all of your skin removed in front of you. thats kinda sick....

eeewwwww. that's a bad one for sure.

cameltoe 04-22-2003 11:58 PM

papercut to death, burned , or buried alive. all those suck asshole

CaP bUsTa 04-23-2003 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by newbieassulted
how about having all of your skin removed in front of you. thats kinda sick....

and painfull i would assume

Akuma 04-23-2003 04:19 AM

Worst way of dying would have to be living forever.

guarnere 04-23-2003 04:21 AM

strapped down to the ground...then have a steam roller go very very slow from ur feet to ur head oOo:


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