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Bucknub 05-20-2003 09:44 AM

man.. if that was my situation... Id play a joke on his ass

I would take some mars bars or reese peanut butter cups.. take my girls panties and smush and smeer the chocolate bars in them, so it looks like she took a massive dump in her underwear, then i would place them in the laundry basket

next time he does the laundry and decides to sniff her panties, it will get a very big surprise, and maybe now, he will avoid her altogether.

Innoxx 05-20-2003 10:06 AM

Good idea Joe, I'll try that.

Flutey, he's on garbage detail now.

Totenkopf 05-20-2003 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Alright, here's the dilly-yo-yo. I talked to him earlier today about the panty incident, I asked him "Why?" he said that ever since he was a kid he was attracted to the feminine smell, he can't stop himself. He'd smell his mother's and his sister's panties.

At this point I am thoroughly creeped out. I asked him "Have you tried seeking therapy for this?" and he said no. So I gave him a phone number of a good therapist I used to see back in the day and he'd promise to check it out.

Now, I don't think I'm gonna tell my girl. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, maybe I'll tell her later on when he's long gone. Like I said though, he's not allowed to do the laundry anymore and if I catch him again.... well.

Anwho, case closed. Court is ajourned.

Buddy, my advice.....seek another roomie.

gtboys34 05-20-2003 03:32 PM

Ok innox, if u think u have a bad gay roomate, u should see my gay roomate, and hell at least ure a female. This guy is super raw(all bads words in 1) he has the be the most horrible roomate in the freakin world, and somehow he lives wit me now mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad:. I cant express in words how "raw" this guy is, but he's freakin horrible. Ok, ill state a few(FEW) annoying habbits of his; this guy freakin sings to american idol really really loud, and doesn't clean up behind himself very much, walks around the house naked, and is crosseyed, so i dont know when he's looking at me mwah:. Those were only a few of his habbits. Oh btw, this guys name is Daryl Weatherspoon(black guy), so if u ever see this fool use ure best judgement M16: M16: M16: M16: M16:

gtboys34 05-20-2003 03:35 PM

bigzooka: bigzooka: fire2: fire2: fire2: bigzooka: fire1: fire1: M16: M16: eatthis: bigzooka: bigzooka: bigzooka: dang i mean use the whole freakin emoticon army b/c its necessary

ninty 05-20-2003 03:51 PM

Innoxx isn't a female. oOo:

And you're one fucked up kid.

Office Depot 05-20-2003 04:01 PM

omg that is so fucken hilarious, no advice from me, but plenty of lol's. biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

Tripper 05-20-2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Ok innox, if u think u have a bad gay roomate, u should see my gay roomate, and hell at least ure a female. This guy is super raw(all bads words in 1) he has the be the most horrible roomate in the freakin world, and somehow he lives wit me now mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad:. I cant express in words how "raw" this guy is, but he's freakin horrible. Ok, ill state a few(FEW) annoying habbits of his; this guy freakin sings to american idol really really loud, and doesn't clean up behind himself very much, walks around the house naked, and is crosseyed, so i dont know when he's looking at me mwah:. Those were only a few of his habbits. Oh btw, this guys name is Daryl Weatherspoon(black guy), so if u ever see this fool use ure best judgement M16: M16: M16: M16: M16:

Please, just Shut The Fuck Up. PLEASE.

Why are you so insecure with your race? It's fucking oozing out of every post you make.....:

"omfg,someone haked me!!!! wher is megalith!?!?? Im black"

Here you are:

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/slap.jpg[/img]

Chango 05-20-2003 05:21 PM

he probably thinks hes the only one so he needs to represent

or he thinks behavior is defined by race

Eight Ace 05-20-2003 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
I would take some mars bars or reese peanut butter cups.. take my girls panties and smush and smeer the chocolate bars in them, so it looks like she took a massive dump in her underwear, then i would place them in the laundry basket

next time he does the laundry and decides to sniff her panties, it will get a very big surprise, and maybe now, he will avoid her altogether.

...cha!, like thats gonna work...he'd move from sniffing the panties to chawin' the gusset clean out of them,
I really don't think you have fully thought this through.... hake:

Tripper 05-20-2003 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chango
he probably thinks hes the only one so he needs to represent

or he thinks behavior is defined by race

He is clearly a small white child. Probably listens to Nelly.

Proteus 05-20-2003 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NiteSnipe
gay is bad

NiteSnipe knows this from experience.


I wouldn't beat him into the ground, because if he's sniffing panties he's obviously mentally insane and needs help, why would you smell a chicks panties? So you can catch the scent of her ass? I don't care who the fuck you are, an ass smells like shit. So I would just ask him what the fuck he was doing, and warn him about this ass sniffing going around.

LoneGunner87 05-21-2003 09:13 AM

Maybe Innox should congradulate him then kick his ass because dude those are his gf's panties he shouldnt be getting all high on them.Innox if he becomes ungay wat makes you think he wont go after your girl.

Innoxx 05-21-2003 10:23 AM

Well, like I said before, he cannot help it he has a fetish. He don't be coming onto my woman anytime soon since he's still a fairy.

gtboys34 05-21-2003 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Ok innox, if u think u have a bad gay roomate, u should see my gay roomate, and hell at least ure a female. This guy is super raw(all bads words in 1) he has the be the most horrible roomate in the freakin world, and somehow he lives wit me now mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad:. I cant express in words how "raw" this guy is, but he's freakin horrible. Ok, ill state a few(FEW) annoying habbits of his; this guy freakin sings to american idol really really loud, and doesn't clean up behind himself very much, walks around the house naked, and is crosseyed, so i dont know when he's looking at me mwah:. Those were only a few of his habbits. Oh btw, this guys name is Daryl Weatherspoon(black guy), so if u ever see this fool use ure best judgement M16: M16: M16: M16: M16:

Please, just Shut The Fuck Up. PLEASE.

Why are you so insecure with your race? It's fucking oozing out of every post you make.....:

"omfg,someone haked me!!!! wher is megalith!?!?? Im black"

Here you are:

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/slap.jpg[/img]

ok, once again someone has jumped on me for no apparent reason again. 1st of all, how the hell does this show that im insecure with my race, just b/c i stated that this guy was black? Thats b/c he is a horrible person and i wanted to give "whoever" saw this guy on the streets to watch out for em b/c he's a menace to society. And dude, u "stfu" b/c u have no idea in ure tiny little wigga skull what black ppl go through on a daily basis living in America. So stay ure punk a$$ in New zealand being a fake punk a$$ thug who;d get his a$$ wooped if he came over to the states.

gtboys34 05-21-2003 01:25 PM

hmm, wonder if my insecurity with my race oozed out of this post too????? happy:

Office Depot 05-21-2003 01:29 PM

yeah guys he never said anything bad because he was black he was just stating it just like if i kicked some dude's ass everyone would be all "yeah did you see the white guy kick that dude's ass" and shit like that.....

eek:

Simo Häyhä 05-21-2003 01:43 PM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/alfgay.jpg[/img]

Innoxx 05-21-2003 01:46 PM

What the fuck happened to my thread?

Fucking christ, now I know why all the cool people left.

Simo Häyhä 05-21-2003 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
What the fuck happened to my thread?

quote of the century

descry 05-21-2003 05:10 PM

damn, you have a gay roomate? sucks to be you...

Jotun 05-21-2003 06:32 PM

ghayes :: shivers ::

Tripper 05-21-2003 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Ok innox, if u think u have a bad gay roomate, u should see my gay roomate, and hell at least ure a female. This guy is super raw(all bads words in 1) he has the be the most horrible roomate in the freakin world, and somehow he lives wit me now mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad:. I cant express in words how "raw" this guy is, but he's freakin horrible. Ok, ill state a few(FEW) annoying habbits of his; this guy freakin sings to american idol really really loud, and doesn't clean up behind himself very much, walks around the house naked, and is crosseyed, so i dont know when he's looking at me mwah:. Those were only a few of his habbits. Oh btw, this guys name is Daryl Weatherspoon(black guy), so if u ever see this fool use ure best judgement M16: M16: M16: M16: M16:

Please, just Shut The Fuck Up. PLEASE.

Why are you so insecure with your race? It's fucking oozing out of every post you make.....:

"omfg,someone haked me!!!! wher is megalith!?!?? Im black"

Here you are:

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/slap.jpg[/img]

ok, once again someone has jumped on me for no apparent reason again. 1st of all, how the hell does this show that im insecure with my race, just b/c i stated that this guy was black? Thats b/c he is a horrible person and i wanted to give "whoever" saw this guy on the streets to watch out for em b/c he's a menace to society. And dude, u "stfu" b/c u have no idea in ure tiny little wigga skull what black ppl go through on a daily basis living in America. So stay ure punk a$$ in New zealand being a fake punk a$$ thug who;d get his a$$ wooped if he came over to the states.

I've read your other posts you stupid fuck. You allude to your 'blackness' on every fucking thread you make. Stupid fucking wigger.

We know you don't have a gay black roomate. We know you don't have a room mate full-stop. We know this because we know that you're some stupid fucking 13 year old who has been listening to far too much Nelly, and honestly thinks he is black, and that there is something uncool about being a regular white guy. Hence the comment about insecurity with your race.

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Originally Posted by Wigger
And dude, u "stfu" b/c u have no idea in ure tiny little wigga skull what black ppl go through on a daily basis living in America.

This quote is fucking golden.

When did I ever say I knew something about what Black people go through?

Firstly, what the fuck do you know? Living in your safe little suburban family home, with mommy and daddy, good grades, early nights, packed lunch. You don't know shit about the real world you stupid little baby-fuck.

You have some growing to do. How about hoping on a plane and coming down here to NZ. I'll take you to Otara in South Auckland and see how long you last amongst the Somalian immigrants and the Polynesian over-stayers. They don't care about race, they'll fuck you up just for the fucking buttons on your 'good' shirt that mommy irons for you to wear to church on sundays. Then maybe we could cross over to the deep wop, wops of West Auckland, and see if you can survive in a big fucking drug plantation, guarded by huge maori Black Power members with machedes and sawn off shotguns.

You need to realise that the U.S isn't the biggest, baddest place in the world, and that a lot of people would gladly take a walk through the most dangerous neighbourhoods over there, than take a walk through a fucking minefield in Beirut, or stand in between sacks of rice and a bunch of hungry miltia men armed with AK's, in Central Africa.

negative 05-21-2003 07:27 PM

yeah, or catch a plane to Atlanta

I don know what this thread is about, but from trippers reply is see it about black and white people

negative 05-21-2003 07:35 PM

how did we get from panty sniffing to wigger stuff?

Oh, i see, he said blask guy.

Tripper, why are you so hard on him? I can understand that he is a small white suburban child, but you do realize black people talk about whites all of the time? You dont have to act like the NAACP and defend "african American rights'

Innoxx 05-21-2003 07:56 PM

[quote="Coublacka_":e0152]damn, you have a gay roomate? sucks to be you...[/quote:e0152]

I think it's a great setup Coublacka. I got two bitches and my house couldn't be more in order. I have no prejudice in sex orientation. You all know there's nothing wrong with being gay or being into chicks if you're a woman.

I'd rather have a gay roommate then some loud, drity, obnoxious, marine corp jock even if that gay roomy has a panty fetish.

Milla 05-21-2003 07:59 PM

[quote=Innoxx]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Coublacka_":d2f09
damn, you have a gay roomate? sucks to be you...

I think it's a great setup Coublacka. I got two bitches and my house couldn't be more in order. I have no prejudice in sex orientation. You all know there's nothing wrong with being gay or being into chicks if you're a woman.

I'd rather have a gay roommate then some loud, drity, obnoxious, marine corp jock even if that gay roomy has a panty fetish.[/quote:d2f09]

hey fuck you man! happy:

Old Reliable 05-21-2003 08:01 PM

if you have a gay roommate there is less cockblocking

Innoxx 05-21-2003 08:01 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":48de6][quote=Innoxx]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Coublacka_":48de6
damn, you have a gay roomate? sucks to be you...

I think it's a great setup Coublacka. I got two bitches and my house couldn't be more in order. I have no prejudice in sex orientation. You all know there's nothing wrong with being gay or being into chicks if you're a woman.

I'd rather have a gay roommate then some loud, drity, obnoxious, marine corp jock even if that gay roomy has a panty fetish.[/quote:48de6]

hey fuck you man! happy:[/quote:48de6]

I hear j00 calling!

Innoxx 05-21-2003 08:02 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":ef055]if you have a gay roommate there is less cockblocking[/quote:ef055]

I'm sorry, cockblocking?

What's that?

Milla 05-21-2003 08:02 PM

Cockblocking = Friends being dicks and embarassing you infront of a girl, to "cock block" my friends do it to me all the time.

pest 05-21-2003 08:55 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":d0b34]Cockblocking = Friends being dicks and embarassing you infront of a girl, to "cock block" my friends do it to me all the time.[/quote:d0b34]

Friends get their ass kicked for cockblocking. Usually it is the hot girls ugly friend throwing the cock-block. Good friends will run interference with the blocker until its too late.

pest 05-21-2003 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Like I said though, he's not allowed to do the laundry anymore and if I catch him again.... well.

Thats all it takes to get out of laundry? Mission accomplished!! All it took for me was to throw a new red shirt in with the whites to make my wife decide I wasnt smart enough to do the laundry. That was years ago. i havent had to do laundry since. Good times.. biggrin:

Innoxx 05-21-2003 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pest
Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Like I said though, he's not allowed to do the laundry anymore and if I catch him again.... well.

Thats all it takes to get out of laundry? Mission accomplished!! All it took for me was to throw a new red shirt in with the whites to make my wife decide I wasnt smart enough to do the laundry. That was years ago. i havent had to do laundry since. Good times.. biggrin:

Yeah, I did something like that to get out of laundry detail, you know just a once-over on lasagna night.

Simo Häyhä 05-21-2003 09:19 PM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/omfgThisIsDemented.png[/img]
u guys are sick!

Tripper 05-21-2003 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by negative
how did we get from panty sniffing to wigger stuff?

Oh, i see, he said blask guy.

Tripper, why are you so hard on him? I can understand that he is a small white suburban child, but you do realize black people talk about whites all of the time? You dont have to act like the NAACP and defend "african American rights'

I wasn't defending shit. I was insulting him for being such a wigger. It's because of him that we have threads like the 'Rap Sucks' one. He honestly thinks he is black, it's fucking annoying.

If anything, I was defending white rights. Wiggers like him have no respect for their white skin. I mean, sure listen to hiphop and shit, but when you totally forget where you come from, and start yapping on in ebonics, then you have a serious identity crisis.

He makes people like me, who enjoy hip hop, and the culture, look bad.

It's not cause of what he posted on this thread, but what he posted on other threads, I just thought I'd flame him here because of that big long post he made that just sounded so fucking stupid.

I'm done on this topic. I'll be back to read his weak rebuttle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simo
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/omfgThisIsDemented.png[/img]

OMFG, ROFL!

Innoxx, you can have your thread back. biggrin:

gtboys34 05-22-2003 02:49 PM

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[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/cam0003.jpg[/img]

hope this clears up alot of the confusion in ure head "bro". Man u really shouldnt analyze ppl b/c u suck at it. i gurantee if i saw ure pic, that it would look very similar to ure gay A$$ avatar. Btw, ure country sucks. 1st off, im about to probaly inlist in the army soon and im pretty sure in what kinda mood the president is in, that im gonna have to freakin come over there and kill some of u garbage ppl for harboring terriosts or something. Im sick of these other countries in the world who are getting our troops killed b/c they cant take care of their country. Back to the topic u suck, u shouldnt analyze ppl ever again,ure a wigga who knows nothing about black culture ( hell i dont know much eitha but im pretty sure i know more than u) now stay over in new zealand and try and survive u little biacth.

gtboys34 05-22-2003 02:51 PM

Innoxx, u can have ure topic back now sry about dumb ppl interrupting the flow of things around here babe? You r a girl right? oOo:

Zoner 05-22-2003 02:53 PM

This thread gets stranger by the minute.

Innoxx 05-22-2003 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Innoxx, u can have ure topic back now sry about dumb ppl interrupting the flow of things around here babe? You r a girl right? oOo:

Yes I am sweetpea, ignore all these guys man, they're just not getting any of miss Inny.


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