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Captain Bunny 06-12-2003 09:00 PM

I hate the herbal essence adverts because we get the american versions where they pronounce it Erbal, not Herbal.

I also hate car insurance ads. particulary this one. imagine it:

stupidly over acting woman saying down the phone "go on, quote me happy"
then you see her holding the phone to her ear then she screams out in joy severely over acted.
then it cuts to a scene in the insurance office with what must of been the employee of the month saying to a collegue, "i think shes happy".
"phone us and let us quote you happy"

I phoned them, hoping they would quote me happy.
"im sorry, we cant insure you at your age for that particular car"
pricks.

I also hate the depressing adverts of Has been celebrities telling you that youre going to die one day so make a will to give yourself peace of mind that your family will be financially secure when youre gone.
charming.

Chronic Diarrhea 06-12-2003 09:15 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":48045]I hate the herbal essence adverts because we get the american versions where they pronounce it Erbal, not Herbal.[/quote:48045]

That's how it's supposed to be pronounced. biggrin:

Pyro 06-12-2003 09:22 PM

well anyways...on the other side

I like the Geico commerical where the squirrle come sin the middle of the road and the car swerves away then it goes like high fives another squarrel...owned!

Unknown_Sniper 06-12-2003 09:29 PM

I hate honda comercials. THey make their cars out to be the best. I jus t wanna kill someone after those.

Simo Häyhä 06-12-2003 09:33 PM

all mcdonalds commercials..."we love to see you smile" what fucking bullshit the only thing they love to see is your wallet mad:

Chronic Diarrhea 06-12-2003 09:39 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5c7fc]all mcdonalds commercials..."we love to see you smile" what fucking bullshit the only thing they love to see is your wallet mad:[/quote:5c7fc]

Hehe true. I've never thought about that before.

Captain Bunny 06-12-2003 09:41 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":36535] what fucking bullshit the only thing they love to see is your wallet mad:[/quote:36535]

lmfao! you bastard! my drink came out my nose when i read that! that couldnt have been worded better!

w0lfw00d 06-12-2003 10:32 PM

wow no one mentioned the dinastia commercials. "dinastia, yes we can", no you cant when im through with you!

Old Reliable 06-13-2003 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
well anyways...on the other side

I like the Geico commerical where the squirrle come sin the middle of the road and the car swerves away then it goes like high fives another squarrel...owned!

thats fuckin gay also

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-13-2003 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaBong
old navy has the gayiest ones ever made

Old Navy you destination for summer fun!NOw Khaki Pants are only 20.99 Woopdie fricking do!

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-14-2003 08:30 AM

also, added to the numerous amounts of Old Navy retro commercials, is a local commercial for a theme park for where i live. The commercial promotes a rollercoaster which is about a 500 foot drop. Well in the commercial, it shows a video of about 5 people of all ages (and weights) taking there hand and pulling their pants out of their a$$crack. And this is video is shot to the sound of drums playing in the backround. At the end it says go to this rollercoaster so you can expierence the feel of a gravity wedgie!

BloodBorn 06-14-2003 08:48 AM

How long are the Commercial breaks in the states? Like 2-3 minutes right?
And every 10 minutes in the movei/series or whatever there is a commercial right?

Well......here it is like this, 20 minutes into the feature there is a commercial break, it lasts about 5-8 minutes and then the feature starts again. 20 minutes later the same shit repeates itself.

There are a lot of commercials here i hate but i don't think any of you have seen them so it's not worth mentioneng them cool:

Slaughter 06-14-2003 10:26 AM

i like the jimmy commercial about gatorade.. but i htink commercials arent annoying.

Jotun 06-14-2003 10:48 AM

Mcdonalds, Sears, any car commercial, and those Truth commercials

XanatosBMAGE 06-14-2003 10:55 AM

The new Dell commercials with the "Interns". I wanna smack each of them in the face with a shovle.

06-14-2003 11:38 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":72480]
Quote:

Originally Posted by KaBong
old navy has the gayiest ones ever made

Old Navy you destination for summer fun!NOw Khaki Pants are only 20.99 Woopdie fricking do![/quote:72480]
"Old Navy...your destination for sum-mer fun!
*Your Captain*
Old Navy...promises something for everyone
*Your DJ*
Its not hard to look hot with all that we got for you.
Shop our stores, we're expecting you...

OLD NAVY!"

Chronic Diarrhea 06-14-2003 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XanatosBMAGE
The new Dell commercials with the "Interns". I wanna smack each of them in the face with a shovle.

Oh yeah, I want to kill that smartass bitch everytime I see that commercial.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-14-2003 12:52 PM

i know! See if any of you can remember this great commercial!

Hey McDonalds! M16:
I want a salad, With lots of stuff. M16:
Just plain lettuce is never e-nough. M16:
I want a salad; like i've never had befooorree... M16:
I want lots of chicken, and i want it warm. M16:
WWEEEE-EELLLLLL M16:
Gimme bacon, blue cheese, and other tasty bights, M16:
ALLL-RIIIIIIGHHHTTT M16:
I want more salad in my salad ALRIGHT! M16:

06-14-2003 02:15 PM

how about this one? This song was stuck in my head for months, thank God its off the air

"Two all beef patties
Special sauce
Lettuce Cheese
Pickles Onions
on a
Sesame Seed
Bun *Doctor doing gang signs*"

cashwarsplaya 06-14-2003 05:25 PM

i dont know if its already been said, but the doctor scholls "gellin" commercials piss the fuck out of me. MOST retarded thing ever.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-14-2003 06:34 PM

hey ellen you gellin? I'm gellin like a felon, want some melon? No, but i'm like Magellin i'm soooo gellin. Quit yellin we're gellin!

06-14-2003 06:36 PM

the one where Benjamin Franklin sings "don't you want me baby"


grrrrrrr....

Chronic Diarrhea 06-14-2003 06:37 PM

How about that Siemens commercial:

"Spin spin spin the globe, it's your turn to spin the globe!"

*Cue gay porno music*

God I hate that shit. Also who the HELL would name their company Siemens? (pronounced semens)

06-14-2003 08:12 PM

I hate that song on the AT&T commercial, its like "Thank you for hearrrrrrinnnnggggg meeeeeee"


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